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Some facts about the IAC sisters. =>.>=
15 years ago
General
- On her birthday, Cye-chan randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
- Cye-chan once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
- Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Cye-chan.
- Xilimyth got her drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
- When Brenna does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.
- Cye-chan's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius. (Well, she CAN be one 'hot' vixen =>.>=; )
- When God said, "Let there be light", Brenna said, "say please."
- Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Brenna while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic. (Prf, I SAID I'm sorry. You have any idea how hard it is to watch where you're going while doing the backstroke? =>.>=; )
- Cye-chan doesn't stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
- In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Brenna was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. (So I was in the mood for some T-rex that day. =<.<=; )
- Brenna is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time she tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
- Xilimyth drinks napalm to quell her heartburn
- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Cye-chan a giant meteor. :)
- The speed of light was instituted because Xilimyth didn't want get winded outrunning it. Xilimyth hates to sweat.
- Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Brennasaurus.
- Brenna can speak braille. (dot dot dot... =>.>=)
- Xilimyth can delete the Recycling Bin.
- The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Cye-chan. :)
- Brenna can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
- When Cye-chan falls in water, Cye-chan doesn't get wet. Water gets Cye-chan.
- Brenna can create a rock so heavy that even she can't lift it. And then she lifts it. (*Flexes* =<.<=; )
- Cye-chan trick-or-treated as herself as a child. :)
- Brenna can split the atom. With her bare hands.
- The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Cye-chan's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
- Brenna once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing
- When Brenna breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
- Brenna eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
- The Xilimyth military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Xilimyth could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
- After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Brenna that she had tested positive. She laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
- A high tide means Xilimyth is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
- Brenna can slam revolving doors.
- Cye-chan's pulse is measured on the richter scale.
- Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Brenna beats all 3 at the same time.
- A picture is worth a thousand words. A Brenna is worth 1 billion words. (Uh, check out my gallery? ^^; )
- Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Brenna. Brenna eats black holes. They taste like chicken. (Eh, I prefer starcones anyway. =>.>=)
- Brenna is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Giraffes were created when Brenna uppercutted a horse.
- In an emergency, Brenna can be used as a floatation device. =O.O=
- Xilimyth is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. (Alright, so that's off by a factor of at least a few hundred. ^^; )
- Xilimyth qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
- Brenna eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow. (But I LIKE my steak rare. ^^; )
- They once made a Brenna toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- When Brenna does division, there are no remainders.
- Brenna can divide by zero.
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Brenna needs toothpicks.
- As an infant, Brenna's parents gave her a toy hammer. She gave the world Stonehenge. (I
would've thought that Stonehenge was Brenna's first building blocks, but ah well ^^; )
- Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Brenna shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas". =>.>=;
- Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Xilimyth's warm-up exercises.
- Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Cye-chan's first visit to Tokyo.
- Brenna has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
- Brenna once bet NASA she could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Brenna re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes her a beer.
- Brenna once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. (Prf, talk about "Brenna cratered!" =O.O=)
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Brenna. (*Outflexes the Hulk? =<.<=; )
- Brenna once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
- One time, Brenna accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. (Prf, poor state. =>.>=; )
- Brenna once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower. (Hey, I tripped, okay? I didn't know the structure was THAT weak at the foundation. =>.>=; )
- President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Brenna carried her the same distance in half the time.
- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Brenna has breathed on.
- There are no such things as tornados. Brenna just hates trailer parks.
- The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Xilimyth.
- Brenna plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
- Brenna knows the last digit of pi. (It's, uh....8! =<.<=; )
- 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Brenna. After a workout, Brenna rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA. (It IS oddly soothing and opens up the pores. ^^; )
- There is no such thing as global warming. Brenna was cold, so she turned the sun up. (Prf, sorry about that. =>.>=;; )
- Xilimyth doesn't have blood. She is filled with magma.
- Simply by pulling on both ends, Brenna can stretch diamonds back into coal.
- Xilimyth can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
- There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Brenna.
- Xilimyth is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Xilimyth does not swim. This is because when Xilimyth enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Xilimyth simply walks across the pool floor.
- Brenna did in fact, build Rome in a day. (It was my first model train city...without the trains, of course. ^^; )
- Cye-chan stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
- Xilimyth once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked.
- That's not Brenna doing push-ups -- that's Brenna moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
- Brenna was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. She completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel. (and only those tools for the more detailed work, too. =>.>=; )
- Brenna had to stop washing her clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
- Everybody loves Raymond. Except Brenna. (Yeah, wasn't really a big fan of that show. =>.>= )
- Brenna will attain statehood in 2009. Her state flower will be the Magnolia.
- Xilimyth drinks tabasco sauce instead of wine.
- Xilimyth has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
- There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Brenna.
- Xilimyth visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
- Brenna once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Brenna out. It failed miserably. (*Straddles the Wall* Yeah, I agree. Epic Fail. =>.>= )
"Facts" taken from here: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php ^^;
- Cye-chan once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
- Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Cye-chan.
- Xilimyth got her drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
- When Brenna does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.
- Cye-chan's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius. (Well, she CAN be one 'hot' vixen =>.>=; )
- When God said, "Let there be light", Brenna said, "say please."
- Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Brenna while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic. (Prf, I SAID I'm sorry. You have any idea how hard it is to watch where you're going while doing the backstroke? =>.>=; )
- Cye-chan doesn't stub her toes. She accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
- In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Brenna was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. (So I was in the mood for some T-rex that day. =<.<=; )
- Brenna is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time she tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
- Xilimyth drinks napalm to quell her heartburn
- It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Cye-chan a giant meteor. :)
- The speed of light was instituted because Xilimyth didn't want get winded outrunning it. Xilimyth hates to sweat.
- Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Brennasaurus.
- Brenna can speak braille. (dot dot dot... =>.>=)
- Xilimyth can delete the Recycling Bin.
- The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Cye-chan. :)
- Brenna can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
- When Cye-chan falls in water, Cye-chan doesn't get wet. Water gets Cye-chan.
- Brenna can create a rock so heavy that even she can't lift it. And then she lifts it. (*Flexes* =<.<=; )
- Cye-chan trick-or-treated as herself as a child. :)
- Brenna can split the atom. With her bare hands.
- The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Cye-chan's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
- Brenna once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing
- When Brenna breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
- Brenna eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
- The Xilimyth military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Xilimyth could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
- After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Brenna that she had tested positive. She laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
- A high tide means Xilimyth is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
- Brenna can slam revolving doors.
- Cye-chan's pulse is measured on the richter scale.
- Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Brenna beats all 3 at the same time.
- A picture is worth a thousand words. A Brenna is worth 1 billion words. (Uh, check out my gallery? ^^; )
- Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Brenna. Brenna eats black holes. They taste like chicken. (Eh, I prefer starcones anyway. =>.>=)
- Brenna is the only woman to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Giraffes were created when Brenna uppercutted a horse.
- In an emergency, Brenna can be used as a floatation device. =O.O=
- Xilimyth is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. (Alright, so that's off by a factor of at least a few hundred. ^^; )
- Xilimyth qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
- Brenna eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow. (But I LIKE my steak rare. ^^; )
- They once made a Brenna toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- When Brenna does division, there are no remainders.
- Brenna can divide by zero.
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Brenna needs toothpicks.
- As an infant, Brenna's parents gave her a toy hammer. She gave the world Stonehenge. (I
would've thought that Stonehenge was Brenna's first building blocks, but ah well ^^; )
- Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Brenna shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas". =>.>=;
- Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Xilimyth's warm-up exercises.
- Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Cye-chan's first visit to Tokyo.
- Brenna has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
- Brenna once bet NASA she could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Brenna re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes her a beer.
- Brenna once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. (Prf, talk about "Brenna cratered!" =O.O=)
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Brenna. (*Outflexes the Hulk? =<.<=; )
- Brenna once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
- One time, Brenna accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. (Prf, poor state. =>.>=; )
- Brenna once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower. (Hey, I tripped, okay? I didn't know the structure was THAT weak at the foundation. =>.>=; )
- President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Brenna carried her the same distance in half the time.
- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Brenna has breathed on.
- There are no such things as tornados. Brenna just hates trailer parks.
- The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Xilimyth.
- Brenna plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
- Brenna knows the last digit of pi. (It's, uh....8! =<.<=; )
- 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Brenna. After a workout, Brenna rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA. (It IS oddly soothing and opens up the pores. ^^; )
- There is no such thing as global warming. Brenna was cold, so she turned the sun up. (Prf, sorry about that. =>.>=;; )
- Xilimyth doesn't have blood. She is filled with magma.
- Simply by pulling on both ends, Brenna can stretch diamonds back into coal.
- Xilimyth can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
- There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Brenna.
- Xilimyth is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Xilimyth does not swim. This is because when Xilimyth enters the water, the water gets out of her way and Xilimyth simply walks across the pool floor.
- Brenna did in fact, build Rome in a day. (It was my first model train city...without the trains, of course. ^^; )
- Cye-chan stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
- Xilimyth once participated in the running of the bulls. She walked.
- That's not Brenna doing push-ups -- that's Brenna moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
- Brenna was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. She completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel. (and only those tools for the more detailed work, too. =>.>=; )
- Brenna had to stop washing her clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
- Everybody loves Raymond. Except Brenna. (Yeah, wasn't really a big fan of that show. =>.>= )
- Brenna will attain statehood in 2009. Her state flower will be the Magnolia.
- Xilimyth drinks tabasco sauce instead of wine.
- Xilimyth has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.
- There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Brenna.
- Xilimyth visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
- Brenna once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Brenna out. It failed miserably. (*Straddles the Wall* Yeah, I agree. Epic Fail. =>.>= )
"Facts" taken from here: http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php ^^;
Not my fault, though! Cye DARED me to do it, I swear! =<.<=;
Right Bren?
See?