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15 years ago
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Five Things I Wish I Could Say To People:
1. "You're willingly tying yourself to a sinking ship, and sticking your head in the sand won't fix it. The dream isn't coming true. Give up. It won't help anyone if you drown with it."
2. "Stop procrastinating."
3. "You bred a monster inside me. I only hope it never gets out."
4. "You can tell me everything I've done wrong, everything that's wrong with me, and every way I've failed, but you're not telling me anything I don't already know."
5. "I AM NOT A POP-TART!"
Nine Things About Myself:
1. I'm not sure there are nine things to tell, haha.
2. I can watch the scariest horror movies you can throw at me with no problem, but Cookie Monster scares the shit out of me.
3. I am your ruler. You just don't know it yet.
4. I know human behavior inside and out. I can predict it most of the time. But I still don't really understand people.
5. I'm the self-loathing guy who would still rather be himself than anyone else.
6. I am an observer by nature, and get extremely uncomfortable in unfamiliar situations.
7. I have terrible social anxiety.
8. I am outwardly logical to a fault, but that doesn't mean the emotions don't run deep and strong.
9. I'm a great believer in depressive realism and optimistic bias.
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. You probably wouldn't have to work that hard.
2. Since I'm a newb.
3. Ergo, I don't really know.
4. But I don't get much in the way of human contact.
5. So I tend to get easily attached to the few people who do show me kindness.
6. Which probably makes me bad relationship material in the first place.
7. So...Yeah...
8. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot:
1. Human nature.
2. The nature of reality.
3. Writer's block.
4. Caffeine.
5. Boredom.
6. Failure.
7. World domination.
Six Things I Do Before I Sleep:
1. Caffeine.
2. Stay awake.
3. Caffeine.
4. Stay awake.
5. I'M NOT TIRED, I SWEAR!
6. Pass out.
Five Places I Want To Visit:
1. Japan
2. England
3. Germany
4. France
5. Alpha Centauri
Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now:
1. Yo momma.
2. Black Linkin Park t-shirt.
3. Black pants.
4. A Class-4 HazMat suit.
Three Bands I Often Listen To:
1. Marilyn Manson
2. Korn
3. Rammstein
Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Take over the world.
2. Annihilate the universe.
One Confession:
However insecure you already know I am, I guarantee you it's worse.
1. "You're willingly tying yourself to a sinking ship, and sticking your head in the sand won't fix it. The dream isn't coming true. Give up. It won't help anyone if you drown with it."
2. "Stop procrastinating."
3. "You bred a monster inside me. I only hope it never gets out."
4. "You can tell me everything I've done wrong, everything that's wrong with me, and every way I've failed, but you're not telling me anything I don't already know."
5. "I AM NOT A POP-TART!"
Nine Things About Myself:
1. I'm not sure there are nine things to tell, haha.
2. I can watch the scariest horror movies you can throw at me with no problem, but Cookie Monster scares the shit out of me.
3. I am your ruler. You just don't know it yet.
4. I know human behavior inside and out. I can predict it most of the time. But I still don't really understand people.
5. I'm the self-loathing guy who would still rather be himself than anyone else.
6. I am an observer by nature, and get extremely uncomfortable in unfamiliar situations.
7. I have terrible social anxiety.
8. I am outwardly logical to a fault, but that doesn't mean the emotions don't run deep and strong.
9. I'm a great believer in depressive realism and optimistic bias.
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. You probably wouldn't have to work that hard.
2. Since I'm a newb.
3. Ergo, I don't really know.
4. But I don't get much in the way of human contact.
5. So I tend to get easily attached to the few people who do show me kindness.
6. Which probably makes me bad relationship material in the first place.
7. So...Yeah...
8. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot:
1. Human nature.
2. The nature of reality.
3. Writer's block.
4. Caffeine.
5. Boredom.
6. Failure.
7. World domination.
Six Things I Do Before I Sleep:
1. Caffeine.
2. Stay awake.
3. Caffeine.
4. Stay awake.
5. I'M NOT TIRED, I SWEAR!
6. Pass out.
Five Places I Want To Visit:
1. Japan
2. England
3. Germany
4. France
5. Alpha Centauri
Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now:
1. Yo momma.
2. Black Linkin Park t-shirt.
3. Black pants.
4. A Class-4 HazMat suit.
Three Bands I Often Listen To:
1. Marilyn Manson
2. Korn
3. Rammstein
Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Take over the world.
2. Annihilate the universe.
One Confession:
However insecure you already know I am, I guarantee you it's worse.
My god, do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with a really good rhyme for "fhtagn"?
*stumped*