I read about this guy who tried to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff......well he missed a bit and landed somewhat safely in a small pond at the bottom and was rescued by some nearby campers. He is now more depressed than ever according to his latest statement...."Think about it, if your life is so screwed up that you try to kill yourself and then can't even do that right....." needless to say he is on suicide watch...and for some reason in prison....something about reckless endangerment. poor guy.