Mom.
15 years ago
Mom: No one (of the contractor's we have done work for) is answering their emails!
Me: Those fuckersssssssss
Mom: Those assholes!
Me: Fuckerssssss
Mom: Assholes! Bisoles!!
Me: wtf???
Me: Those fuckersssssssss
Mom: Those assholes!
Me: Fuckerssssss
Mom: Assholes! Bisoles!!
Me: wtf???
And people wonder why I'm so weird...