THE JUGGERNAUT WANTS TO KNOW
15 years ago
YOU LOG ON TO FURAFFINITY. YOU HAVE SOME COMMENTS.
YOU CHECK, AND SEE THE NAME "GETOUTOFMYHEADCHARLES"
WHAT FEELINGS GO THROUGH YOUR HEAD? I WANT TO KNOW. DO YOU FEEL MIRTH AT THE JUGGERNAUT'S ATTENTION?
OR PERHAPS FEAR?
I MUST KNOW, GENTLE WORSHIPERS.
YOU CHECK, AND SEE THE NAME "GETOUTOFMYHEADCHARLES"
WHAT FEELINGS GO THROUGH YOUR HEAD? I WANT TO KNOW. DO YOU FEEL MIRTH AT THE JUGGERNAUT'S ATTENTION?
OR PERHAPS FEAR?
I MUST KNOW, GENTLE WORSHIPERS.
I guess you could say he only trolls if people baww.
Then I masturbate furiously.
Feels good man.
THIS IS THE BEST ANSWER
....Or diet-Juggernaut...
HE IS FOREVER LOVED.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
THEN FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT
TAKE PICS
OH SNAP SON
GOD DAMN IT.
LET US SMASH, CRUSH, AND OTHERWISE DESTROY THINGS ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT.
PWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
AND CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES WITH HIS HUGE FISTS
oh hai
how's your long lost bro potemkin
IN OTHER WORDS, HE'S DOING GOOD.
and calm down
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Every time.
INJECT JUGGERNAUT-INSPIRED SPERM INTO GIRLFRIEND.
HAVE JUGGER-BABIES.
IF SO I CAN CHANGE JUST DONT BEAT MY ASS.
INJECT INTO BOYFRIEND
HAVE ORGASM THANKS TO JUGGERNAUT
I AM THE JUGGERNAUT, EVERYBODY LISTENS TO EVERY WORD.
BEARLY BELIEVABLE.
ALSO YOU'RE HELPING PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD JUGGERNAUT. YOU ARE WORTHY TO ME.
Maybe a thousand and first.
PWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
AND THEN I MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY
SERIOUSLY
...FOR ONLY $19.99
SO SAYS JUGGERNAUT.
Even so, I've screencapped it for posterity. There'll always be a place in my heart for Juggernaut!
CLOSE THAT OR YOU COULD GET A COLD
"HE IS FUUUUURRRRRRRRIIIOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS." My brain... RACES. And my mind... ESPLODEEESSSSSSS.
...And then I laugh. Then cry. Then yell. FOREEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRR.
And that, my boy, is what I think of you.
WITH SOME FIREFLIES
FUCK NOW I WANT TO LISTEN TO FIREFLIES