Got this from  nosphaer, who got this from someone else...
[WARNING -- the writer of this was probably using stereotypes on purpose...]

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is. [umbrella]
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie. [grilling stuffs]
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic. [somewhat]
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 5

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[]You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. [just a few words]
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. [how... is that at all a Russian trait?]
[x] Rain is fun for you. [can be..makes me want to stay in bed all day ;)]
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green. [I adore it]
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually [o_o]
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. [learn a few words as I go]
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi. [who DOESN'T hate this??]
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2. [;_; no...only 5' ]
Total: 5


Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 3

American
[x] You hate foreigners.
[x] You hate non - Christians. [i'm a pagan...would it be more accurate to just state that i hate everyone equally, save for a very select few out there?]
[x] You're lazy. [at times....I'll point and blame  dastiger :P]
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion. [meh....woman's choice]
[x] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart. [well... if I need to]
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. [they always are... what can you expect?]
Total: 6