The following took place after i ordered a thing of tea and was asked if i'd like whip cream on it.

Coffee shop worker "Sorry, i didn't realize we were out of whip cream."
"It's all right, i got two monsters in my backpack for extra sugar. You know, just in case i need to explode my mind."
"You know, if i took half of what you said seriously i would be very scared for you."

This made me realize that for people who don't know me and how i talk, i probably sound very odd. I've stopped in there enough that he seems to understand how i talk, but I realize that some people don't realize my somewhat dramatic way of talking is mainly silly overstatement or understatements. The "make my mind explode" is a good example of that sort of thing. What i really meant was something along the lines of "energize my mind", but i could see someone taking that as i "blow my own head off" if they took that wrong.

The moral of this story: If you meet me in person, don't take everything i say fully literally. I already come off as a bit of a nutcase, and taking everything i say seriously will make me seem like i should be in an asylum....

Isarain~