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D.O.A
18 years ago
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If the contents of the journal below don't concern you, don't waste my time responding :D
More like D.O.A.T.T.T, Dead On Arrival To The Theater. That was the worst and best movie Ive ever seen in my whole life. It was so terrible, it had to be like, some sort of cruel joke. Seriously. I don't think its even feasible to believe that the cast and crew finished that movie, and said "Alright, good job you guys, we've got a winner on our hands!"
The characters looked nothing like their video game counterparts, all the kick ass characters sucked nuts, and all the terrible characters were like, godly.
In the trailer, they said something about creating a super-army that they had to destroy and blah blah bah... but in the movie, the main bad guy, captures the "4 best fighters" and gets a pair of glasses that gives him the ability to fight and predict moves o_o
DID I MENTION THEY'RE FUCKING SUNGLASSES. Oh, and you cant forget the hi-tech computer interface, controlled by a fucking cellphone. A cellphone people. Oh! And lets not also forget that in order for him to accurately kick someones ass, he as to like, download their move list...like a fucking action replay or something!
I can't even go on, its almost 4 in the morning. I should be asleep, or balled up in a corner crying. Or both.
Wolfgang "This movie was still better than Bloodrayne and House of the Dead combined" Wolfe
The characters looked nothing like their video game counterparts, all the kick ass characters sucked nuts, and all the terrible characters were like, godly.
In the trailer, they said something about creating a super-army that they had to destroy and blah blah bah... but in the movie, the main bad guy, captures the "4 best fighters" and gets a pair of glasses that gives him the ability to fight and predict moves o_o
DID I MENTION THEY'RE FUCKING SUNGLASSES. Oh, and you cant forget the hi-tech computer interface, controlled by a fucking cellphone. A cellphone people. Oh! And lets not also forget that in order for him to accurately kick someones ass, he as to like, download their move list...like a fucking action replay or something!
I can't even go on, its almost 4 in the morning. I should be asleep, or balled up in a corner crying. Or both.
Wolfgang "This movie was still better than Bloodrayne and House of the Dead combined" Wolfe
I made sure to give it a wide berth, no freaking WAY i was going to go see it.
Ill just stay home an play DOA4 thank you...
I downloaded it, but if I had paid for it...oh man, there would be blood spilled o_o