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THIS SHIT IS GETTING REAL
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© 2005-2025 Frost Dragon Art LLCServer Time: Nov 16, 2025 05:40 AM - SHIT FUCK COCK NUT (DAY SIX)
MEANWHILE, I SHALL SIT BACK, SURVEY THE DAMAGE AND TAKE NOTE OF HILARIOUS EVENTS THAT COULD BE TURNED INTO MASTERPIECES
NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIING!!
I SAW THAT SHIT COMING FROM A FUCKING MILE AWAY
SHIT GETS REAL, SON
>>ENTER YOUR COMMAND
EVEN THE VUVUZELA FACTORY
>>ENTER YOUR COMMAND
>>POOSH DE FIYNUL BUTON
>>DO EET NAO
FUCK IT'S STILL GOING TO BE 15 HOURS UNTIL WE GET THERE
GODDAMMIT
DIVERT ALL POWER FROM FORWARD SHIELDS TO JUMP THRUSTERS, SO WE CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE
FORWARD SHIELDS TO JUMP THRUSTERS SIR
OH FUCK GODDAMN ROMULANS
THEY ARE ALWAYS FUCKING THINGS UP
>>ENTER YOUR COMMAND
>>GO FOR LIGHT SPEED
>>ACTUALLY FUCK IT, THAT'S TOO SLOW
>>GO FOR...
>>...LUDICROUS SPEED!!!1!
I WILL PREPARE TO FAST-FORWARD TO SEE IF THEY CAN
PREPARING TO FAST-FORWARD SIR
WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED
FUCKSAKE WE SHOULD'VE BROUGHT THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT
WHY DID WE NOT BRING HIM ALONG
AND JUGGERNAUT COULD BE IN FUCKING TROUBLE, YO
WHEN IN DOUBT
USE A TOWEL
TOWELS SOLVE EVERYTHING
FUCK THIS IS HARD WHEN YOU'RE A RAGING ROBOT EYEBALL
MANIFEST YOUR RAGE AS ARMS AND LEGS
ANYWAY
DO IT
WOOT, THIS ROCKS THE SOCKS OFFA DEM COCKS
...wait wat
HOW DID YOU GET THEM
MAGNETS
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK
FUCK STOP USING MAGNETS THEY'RE GOING TO SCREW UP YOUR CPU OR WHATEVER
ITS WHY IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF
...WAITAMINUTE
APETURE SCIENCE DOESNT USE CPU
IT FUCKING USES MACS OR SOME SHIT
WHICH IS WHY GLaDOS FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE
>>WAIT SHIT IM DETECTING DERP ON THIS FUCKING SHIP, IMMA GO TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT
...WITH MAGNETS OR SOME SHIT
THE DERP MIGHT BE DANGEROUS AND TRY TO GET YOU BANNED AGAIN
I'M COMING WITH YOU
AND I'M BRINGING THE PIPE CLEANERS
THOUGH I COULD USE THE PIPE CLEANERS
OFF I GO, TO ADVENTURE AND POSSIBLE DEATH N SHIT
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN
IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU'LL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE
TURN THE A/C DOWN A BIT BEFORE YOU DIE
FUCKING FREEZING ON THIS SHIP
AND TELL THAT TO THE FUCKING C-CORE, HE'S ALWAYS TOUCHING SHIT
NOW I'M OFF TO KILLS ME SOME FUCKING DERP
...LOLEPICCOMMENTTRAIN
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I MUST SLEEP
...I WONDER IF THIS WILL PLEASE OR PISS OFF JUGGERNAUT THAT WE STRETCHED IT OUT TO LIKE 50 COMMENTS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK
AND WOW THERE REALLY WAS A DERP ON BOARD
I WAS JUST MAKING UP BULLSHIT SO I COULD HAVE SOME FUCKING REST FOR THE NIGHT BUT THERE WAS A FUCKING DERP DOWN THERE
FUCK
AT LEAST I BOOTED THAT FUCKER INTO DEEP SPACE AND SHIT
BUT OH FUCK WE RAN OUT OF FUEL
DO WE HAVE ANY SPARE FUEL
I TOLD YOU TO STOCK UP AT THE LAST PIT STOP
HOW THE FUCK MANY PIT STOPS DO SEE IN SPACE
THAT'S THREE MORE THAN I'VE SEEN
THE JUGGETNAUT IS TOO COOL TO DESERVE HAVING TO HEAR ME RAGE ALL THE FUCKING TIME
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HOPE MENCE DOESN'T READ THIS
I WILL BE HOLDING ONTO THIS