not at all.

So, mom's leaving the house yesterday.... to go to the DMV and get a massage/go to the chiropractor and all those sorts of things.

and while she's locking the door, she's approached by this woman who's trying to like. get mom to pay 40$ to have her lawn mowed. her story is that, like, her son has this second job mowing lawns, and she's helping him out, but he's at school right now.
she asks what mom's doing..
and mom's like.
". . . leaving." (which should be obvious, because she's going from the house to the car)
and the lady i guess kind of ignores her and keeps trying to sell the fucking lawn mowing thing (even though our yard is totally not worth 40$) and she starts with, like "well if you let me in, it'll be done when you get back and you can pay me then" and mom is trying to get out of it with the "no, bitch, too expensive/i already have other people to do it/own a lawn mower" thing, and so the woman pushes the price down to 25$ and says "Pay me now then and It'll be done when you get back" and mom's like, listen, i'm leaving, i don't have any money. jeez.
and the conversation ends up on where mom is going...
and as mom gets into the car.
the woman gets into the passengers side, saying that she totally knows where there's a DMV closer than Mack road.

WHOAH.
WHOAH.
HOLD ON THERE LADY.
WHOAH.
THIS IS NOT YOUR CAR GET THE HELL OUT.

but mom lets it be because she doesn't know the woman well enough to know if like, she had a gun or anything, but she lets her know that there is NO WAY IN HELL she's driving the woman back.

so we get home some time later, mom gets home after us.
doorbell rings, mom yells from the back room, "If it's the lady who wants to mow the lawn, I'm not interested"

and it's her, and she's like, "yeah, your mom told me to come and mow the back yard. she said the fence would be open But I wanted to make sure you knew i was here because i didn't want to get shot or nothin"
and i was like, mom's not here right now, and this is the first i heard of it, so you're gonna have to leave-
an' she starts telling me her story about how it's her son's job and she's helping him out and he's at school right now, and she talked to my mom earlier (and remembered all the right parts of the conversation so that, had i not already heard the thing from mom about not being interested, i might have believed her) and she said it was okay. and i was like, I believe you, but i can't let you do anything because mom didn't tell me about it- and plus we, like, totally have a fucking lawn mower and like three people in this house to mow the lawn.

and she's like, is there any way you can call her?
and krizzle goes yeah and leaves the room and pretends to call her-
comes back and says he couldn't get a hold of her (which is awesome because she's totally in her room) so I'm sorry, you're gonna have to leave.

so she does.
mom comes in and tells us the story about the woman-
i leave to go pay my parking ticket, and when i get back, mom's gone (at the DMV. as i understand it, she didn't go earlier because she was afraid the woman would, like, break in)

shortly after she comes back, this time krizzle answers the door, and she's like-
"Your mom told me to come back and mow the lawn, she said the door would be open and i could just go back there and do it"
and he essentially went "we're good, no need" and she tells the story again about how it's her son's second job and he's down the street mowing somebody else's lawn and she's helping him out and krizzle kind of eventually forces her to leave.

and holy shit.

i bet you MONEY this bitch doesn't even have a fucking son.

but now we're kind of scared to go home/leave the house in case she's there >_>

so