Ok, here's how this works. I put up a list of kinks, and you vote for the one you want to see in my next piece. The kinks can and will be almost anything, except a few things I detest, which will be posted on my main page later.

Everyone gets ONE vote per round, and that includes those of you with multiple accounts. If you vote twice, it will be ignored, and your vote next round will not be counted. If we end up with a tie, we get a double hitter where both kinks are used. Also, when I say voting is closed, that means no more votes are counted.

I'm feelin' lazy this round, so send me notes on what kinks you want in round one.