Who is the most annoying patron at the library?

And did you know that the library is a public building?

There isn't one in particular... I don't know most of their names anyway. But I strongly dislike drifters that just want to see if we have free Internet.

I was aware.

Our library was actually my family's personal collection when it started, so it's only been a public building for a couple of centuries now.

I was not aware it started as a family library. Which of your ancestors founded it?

My Great great great grandfather, I think. Tobias if memory serves.

Hmmm, lets see here...

1. How many sweaters do you own?
2. How fast a read are you?
3. Favorite author?
4. How fast can you read?
5. How far do you go to protect your books?

1. Don't know, never counted. Well over 20.

2. I can speed read if I'm in a hurry, but I like to take my time when I can.

3. I go from favorite to favorite. Read everything they write then move on. John Bellairs is the first author I remember doing that with.

4. Faster than you, apparently...

5. After I'm done with one, not far. If it's part of the collection, or rare... As far as I have to.

Ha, didn't realize I asked the same question twice.

I COULDN'T THINK OF FIVE QUESTIONS OKAY

Don't let it trouble you. People seem to lose focus around me for some reason.

It's the no-pants thing.
...Wait, you're still in character, right?

You had your 5 already...

Awwwww....

What is your favorite genre of literature? Any particular sub-genres of said genre that you prefer?

I like trivia books the most, but I've read so many it's hard to find one with new information. If it has to be literature: fantasy. Don't care what kind.

Okay. What is your least favorite genre?

I don't really think of things as genres. I hate books that are cheap trash. Mass produced garbage, or punditry.

On another topic... looking forward to Halloween?

Always.

Any particular plans this year? Taking your little niece out trick or treating again?

That's the plan. We're going with her parents again.

What foods do you like?

Sweet ones.

Nice

Ooh, yay! These are always fun. Ms. Melvil, a few words for the Mallocat Press, if you will:

1) Do the length of your bangs ever cause visual complications?

2) How do you keep your tail so luxuriously shiny?

3) What's your voice like? (Curiosity!)

4) If you had a day all to yourself, no obligations of any sort, and couldn't spend it reading--how would you spend it?

5) What's the most annoying sort of library patron to have to deal with? (Or, alternatively, any anecdotes in that vein?)

Thank you for your time, miss!

1) No.

2) I come by it naturally. It's important to keep clean as well.

3) You'll have to ask someone else. I think it's deep for a female.

4) With Madison probably.

5) ...

You're welcome.

Ooh. Redaction. Just realized the fifth question had in fact already been asked. So instead, I offer THIS as our closure:

5) Who is your favourite literary character?

5) Hermione Granger. X3

I need to check my messages more often. T___T

1) How did you meet Madison?

2) What was you favorite subject in school?

3) Got any hobbies besides reading?

4) What are you going as for Halloween this year?

5) And on a personal note... What do you look for in a romantic interest?

1) We went to kindergarten through High School together. She's kind of my friend by default.

2) The ones where I could read the books first, memorize things on the tests, then spend the rest of the time doing what I wanted. English was super easy because I already knew how to read and what have you.

3) Well, they are all kind of related to reading. Like archeology and stuff. I mean, reading is the start of a lot of them. I try to do some active things though. If I don't I just swell up like a balloon.

4) I'm not sure. I should go as something not obsessed with sweets... T^T Maybe I'll go as a trash bag and just let people dump candy directly into my mouth... >:3

5) I don't know. I don't really have a type. They can't be annoying, or dirty, or slimy. I like... Strong arms though... <_<