I'm only 39% virgin! WOOHOO!
15 years ago
Fuck I don't even know anymore...
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. ()
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) [ I feel so ashamed :( ]
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (X) [ I'm such a whore X) ]
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( ) [ That sounds like fun ]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
41. French kissed. ( )
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) [ Multiple times reaching into my pocket for that damn sharpened pencil ]
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ()
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ()
63. Stalked someone. (X) [ Don't worry I don't do that shit anymore ]
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (X) [ No I'm not emo, it was an accident. ]
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) [ It raped me...lol jk ]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X) [ Many times ]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ( )
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 39%
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. ()
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) [ I feel so ashamed :( ]
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (X) [ I'm such a whore X) ]
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( ) [ That sounds like fun ]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
41. French kissed. ( )
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) [ Multiple times reaching into my pocket for that damn sharpened pencil ]
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ()
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ()
63. Stalked someone. (X) [ Don't worry I don't do that shit anymore ]
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (X) [ No I'm not emo, it was an accident. ]
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) [ It raped me...lol jk ]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X) [ Many times ]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ( )
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 39%