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Some things i've learned/ figured out
15 years ago
1. Some of David bowie's music makes me cry
2. You never realize phone sex is happening till after it happens. it was her fault, I swear.
3. I love imitation meat and i'm not a vegetarian at all.
4. There were pineapple chunks scattered all over the sidewalk yesterday. I'm pretty sure this was a message from the heavens... my girlfriend pointed out that some honeydew chunks were there too... but I ignored her. (I'm pretty sure Christianity started with a similar situation)
5. Never take your pants off while on the phone (see number 2)
7. arguing with idiots is very fun sometimes. this egotistical douche-bag of a guy in my typical group... well he tryed to say he was better than me in all ways... I then pointed out that I was gay-er than him (in the sane world of people who don't like herms, I'm considered a lesbian) This perfectly straight man, tryed to prove that it was "possible" that he was gayer than me, all for the sake of being right... needless to say everybody around me (GF included) proved him wrong and he said "hay guess what! YOU WIN... you win ONE thing against me! ONE!" I love that guy.
8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVIP.....eature=related I'm pretty sure I want to be a faith healer now
2. You never realize phone sex is happening till after it happens. it was her fault, I swear.
3. I love imitation meat and i'm not a vegetarian at all.
4. There were pineapple chunks scattered all over the sidewalk yesterday. I'm pretty sure this was a message from the heavens... my girlfriend pointed out that some honeydew chunks were there too... but I ignored her. (I'm pretty sure Christianity started with a similar situation)
5. Never take your pants off while on the phone (see number 2)
7. arguing with idiots is very fun sometimes. this egotistical douche-bag of a guy in my typical group... well he tryed to say he was better than me in all ways... I then pointed out that I was gay-er than him (in the sane world of people who don't like herms, I'm considered a lesbian) This perfectly straight man, tryed to prove that it was "possible" that he was gayer than me, all for the sake of being right... needless to say everybody around me (GF included) proved him wrong and he said "hay guess what! YOU WIN... you win ONE thing against me! ONE!" I love that guy.
8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVIP.....eature=related I'm pretty sure I want to be a faith healer now
and I'm pretty sure I already said this but I seriously trip up if I mention you or something when I get to the pronouns Cx neither "he" nor "she" seems right and I don't really think of you as a lesbian either...quit frying my brain :C
I don't have time to watch the vid I gotta run, check it later ;;
and yeah... it's really stupid actually. NOBODY takes me seriously with the whole gender queer thing. the only person who really was even remotly sensitive to it was the fucking president of oduout (gay club) so i just deal with the thing... which means the word lesbian has worked it's way into my list of words i associate myself with. the normal world won't just accept "self-proclaimed hermaphrodite who likes girls" and lesbian is easier to say :P i'm alright with it... it just gets on my nerves when my peeps call me a girl and i'm like "well, not entirely" and they're just like "uh.. you're a girl." in reality it just doesn't get through everybody's head.