Oh so that's what that brown lump under my tire was...

GOOD ONE XD

You damn right mister offiser man, I saw erry ting! You know dat dere King dude from that burger joint ri' o'er dere? He done paid offa one-a doz niggaz in skates from dat drive in place an his ass got all kinds of rolled over!

i declare shinanigans!

LOLZ

Oh, I think what happened was the dog reeeaaally wanted to be an Oscar Mayar wiener dog, and so was chasing the wienervan around, trying to get into contact with them. But the van suddenly stopped, then had to back into it's spot. The rest is history.

WE LIKE THE MOOON

Santa ran the little guy over. I think

oh so it wasn't JUST grandma...

O: i say it was Wendy

it was the fat guy that just ate half of taco bells food and then had to run to the bathroom to take a shit but couldn't at taco and had to get in his car and drive home so fast he never notice he killed the poor dog

LAWLZ XD

Someone ran over it?
I thought Oprah rolled over it...

Immigration Services got a hold of him, and are currently making inquiries into the contents of the food. Foul play is suspected, but no suspects have been arrested at this time.