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Crazy Dream
15 years ago
So I had this crazy dream,
It was the end of the world and everyone was lined up to go to heaven or hell. At the stairway to heaven was a Catholic Priest and the stairway to hell a Demon. Their was a driveway to the side of the stairs to hell. We all had letters saying where we were going and for what reasons. Along with my letter I have a brief case with all the money in the world and a contract. My letter said that I was going to heaven after I served 30 years in Hell because I had agreed to atone for another persons sins on their behalf (Not sure who it was though) Off to the side of the line there was a Convenient store and a U haul for rent.
I take a deep sigh and go into the store, I buy a lifetime supply of Weed, cigarettes, and cigars. I load them into the U haul and rent that out. I drive it to the road going down to hell. All of a sudden the Priest stops me and frantically starts questioning me.
"God have mercy son what has possessed you???!!! Do you not know how terrible smoking is???!!!!"
I looked at him in astonishment and shook my head. "Father I am spending the next thirty years in hell inhaling and enduring GOD knows what. I very much doubt smoking is gonna be my biggest problem."
Some of you may not get this, this is not a religious thing it is just a joke. One I am sure someone else has also said before but.... *Shrugs*
It was the end of the world and everyone was lined up to go to heaven or hell. At the stairway to heaven was a Catholic Priest and the stairway to hell a Demon. Their was a driveway to the side of the stairs to hell. We all had letters saying where we were going and for what reasons. Along with my letter I have a brief case with all the money in the world and a contract. My letter said that I was going to heaven after I served 30 years in Hell because I had agreed to atone for another persons sins on their behalf (Not sure who it was though) Off to the side of the line there was a Convenient store and a U haul for rent.
I take a deep sigh and go into the store, I buy a lifetime supply of Weed, cigarettes, and cigars. I load them into the U haul and rent that out. I drive it to the road going down to hell. All of a sudden the Priest stops me and frantically starts questioning me.
"God have mercy son what has possessed you???!!! Do you not know how terrible smoking is???!!!!"
I looked at him in astonishment and shook my head. "Father I am spending the next thirty years in hell inhaling and enduring GOD knows what. I very much doubt smoking is gonna be my biggest problem."
Some of you may not get this, this is not a religious thing it is just a joke. One I am sure someone else has also said before but.... *Shrugs*
