Not meaning to offend you, but I will be missing it, like every event before it, because my mom refuses to buy a Wireless Router, she assumes and accuses it of costing a $60 monthly fee, a total of $720 per year, what an idiot, $60 is the price you buy it from the start, not per month, IT COSTS NO FREAKING MONTHLY FEE!!!!! When will she ever learn.....

So, just simply to torture her, I am putting a wireless router on my Christmas list, next to my wish for a DSi, mainly to show her that the good things in life are not free

Well I don't see how that would offend me, since this journal's only a notice, really. Any chance you can find a wifi hotspot? I don't know if McDonalds around here still do that. But yeah, give that a look and step out sometime, perhaps.

You know damn well they don't have Wi-Fi, the commercials lie because they only want you to get the food and nothing else, there is NO Wi-Fi

Used to be, at least. I remember taking advantage of it. Give it a shot anyhow.