erm i dont know the answers to most of those yet lol

lol, you're right =P

XD

Let's see...

Kiss me: No. I don't know you enough for that. Sorry...
Hug me: Yes. Sure! Everyone needs a hug once in a while!
Date me: Maybe. Depends on how I'd feel at the mo'.
Get tipsy with me: No. Don't even know what tipsy mean,but it sounds like being drunk. Which I shall probably never be. :P
Kill me: No. I do not kill unless necessary. Who would kill you anyway? ;)
Love me: Maybe. Depends again on how I'd feel at the mo'.
Hate me: No. I can't hate anyone.
Hold me: Yes. Same as hugs. Especially if you're down.
Lie to me: No. I'm a bad lier. And a pretty honest man. Too honest for my own good...
Hurt me: Maybe. Involuntarily. Sometimes I don't control my strength or movements.
Sing with me: Yes. Sure! I'm not too bad, but I guess I'm better at whistling.
Dance with me: Yes. Even though I'm lousy at dancing. I still luv it. :P
Grind with me: No. Grind? What's grind? Oo
Touch me: Maybe. Depends on what situation and condition.
Stare at me: Yes. Got nothing against staring right strait hard into anyone. Unless they stare back... Kidding.
Cuddle with me: Yes. That comes back to the hold and hug things. :P
Let me make a move on you: Yes. I'd probably let you. Now the real question is: how would I respond? :P
Have sex with me: No. Sorry. Too soon. >_<
Make a move on me: No. I'm not the kind of guy to make the first move. Too shy for that.
Play with me: Maybe. Depends what you intend by "play"...
Watch a movie with me: Yes. Got nothing against that...
Get me a B-day gift?: Yes. Why not? ^^
Let me borrow your car: No. I do not own a car...
Be there for me: Yes. Always.
Buy me a drink: Yes. I have money to spare. :P
Take a shower with me: Maybe... *gags cough* Maybe not... Depends. *hum*
Bring me around your friends: Yes. Sure! I'm sure they'd be very happy to know you.
Give me a massage: Yes. If only I knew how to do one correctly... Wait a sec, what kind of a massage exactly?!
Take me to the club: No. YOU take me to a club. Or rather drag me in. And out eventually...
Ask me out: No. Too shy to ask anyone out...
like me: Yes. Why wouldn't I like you? Stupid question...
Drink kool-aid with me: Yes. Probably. Even though it's 100% non-natural...
Hangout with me: Yes. Already done so. And would not mind doing so again.
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Yes. If only we lived closer to each-other...
Hold hands with me: Yes. Just for the fun of it!
Do something incredibly sweet for me: Yes. If I only knew what. :P
Give me a lap dance: Maybe. What's a lap dance? I'm not agreeing until I know!!! >_<
Tell me you love me: Maybe. That might take all my energy to do so, but if I loved you, I'd probably say it one day or another...
What would you do if you woke up next to me: That's not a yes-no-maybe question!!! Hum, let's see... I'd start asking myself what I did last night to get myself in the same bed as you. Then... I dunno. I'll let you imagine.
Will you repost this so i can do the same for u: Nope. Do it here!

I hope that was done to your satisfaction!

HPoA n_n