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Update (plus 20 random facts about Rykela)
15 years ago
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1. Rykela Zair has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
2. Bullets dodge Rykela Zair.
3. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Rykela Zair as a solution to most problems. Also, 4 out of 5 doctors die unexplained, needlessly sexy deaths.
4. Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics!" This is untrue. Rykela Zair can change the laws of physics. With hir breasts.
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Rykela Zair once mated a turtle, and when shi was done, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
6. Rykela Zair doesnt wear a watch, shi decides what time it is. And it's always Sexy Time.
7. In the medical community, pregnancy is referred to as "Rykela's Syndrome."
8. There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rykela Zair.
9. Rykela Zair is the only herm to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
10. There's an order to the universe: space, time, Rykela Zair.... Just kidding, Rykela Zair is always first.
11. On a high school math test, Rykela Zair put down "Sex" as every one of the answers. She got an A+ on the test because Rykela Zair solves all her problems with Sex.
12. Rykela Zair invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Semen.
13. The only time Rykela Zair was wrong was when shi thought she had made a mistake.
14. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Rykela Zair was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
15. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Rykela Zair for help.
16. Rykela Zair can tie hir shoes with hir feet.
17. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Rykela Zair. Rykela Zair eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
18. Rykela Zair does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Rykela Zair goes killing.
19. Rykela Zair knows the last digit of pi.
20. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rykela Zair.
I'm working on artwork at the moment, a pretty big piece involving about ten furs from Sofurry. X3 It's a pretty big endeavor and I'm only about halfway through the rough sketch. *yawn* So, sorry about not being able to upload any new artwork. Also, the latest South Park was totally tits. X3
1. Rykela Zair has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
2. Bullets dodge Rykela Zair.
3. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Rykela Zair as a solution to most problems. Also, 4 out of 5 doctors die unexplained, needlessly sexy deaths.
4. Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics!" This is untrue. Rykela Zair can change the laws of physics. With hir breasts.
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Rykela Zair once mated a turtle, and when shi was done, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
6. Rykela Zair doesnt wear a watch, shi decides what time it is. And it's always Sexy Time.
7. In the medical community, pregnancy is referred to as "Rykela's Syndrome."
8. There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Rykela Zair.
9. Rykela Zair is the only herm to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
10. There's an order to the universe: space, time, Rykela Zair.... Just kidding, Rykela Zair is always first.
11. On a high school math test, Rykela Zair put down "Sex" as every one of the answers. She got an A+ on the test because Rykela Zair solves all her problems with Sex.
12. Rykela Zair invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Semen.
13. The only time Rykela Zair was wrong was when shi thought she had made a mistake.
14. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Rykela Zair was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
15. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Rykela Zair for help.
16. Rykela Zair can tie hir shoes with hir feet.
17. Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Rykela Zair. Rykela Zair eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
18. Rykela Zair does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Rykela Zair goes killing.
19. Rykela Zair knows the last digit of pi.
20. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rykela Zair.
I'm working on artwork at the moment, a pretty big piece involving about ten furs from Sofurry. X3 It's a pretty big endeavor and I'm only about halfway through the rough sketch. *yawn* So, sorry about not being able to upload any new artwork. Also, the latest South Park was totally tits. X3
No, you actually taste more like pineapple-glazed Peking Duck. Or at least your penis did.
>;3
O-o and no wonder I like KFC.
What's funny is that's actually true. Yay programming math! :D