Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

Day Four:Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

Day Seven: Four turn offs.

Day Eight: Three turn ons.

Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

Day Ten: One confession.


Okay, So from what I gather day one is like... anonymous vague statements that people are probably going to misinterpret as referring to them. I can dig it. Let's be ambiguous. Also let's watch me get halfway done with this thing and never finish. Hell yeah.

Okay, without further ado, DAY ONE:

1. It's your fault I have such a negative view on such a large group of people. I love you, but I also hate you, and that's really tough for me.

2.It's so nice to have someone to talk to that makes me feel as awesome as you do. Thanks.

3.We've known each other for a long time and even though our friendship has been on and off it speaks volumes about your character that you stay friends with em, and I really appreciate that.

4. There is no nice way to say this, but I've had you blocked for about a year and a half, and I think you need to move on, because I really don't want to talk to you.

5.I worry about you, and about all the boyfriends you've had. Stop dating people because you pity them and start dating people because you LIKE them, maybe even LOVE them. It kills me to see you with these pity boyfriends, and it's cruel to them too.

6.I know you don't want to do it, but for my sake, go see a doctor. Please. Your health is obviously getting worse, do something about it.

7. I've always resented you a little bit, but I know you're a pretty nice guy. You've netted yourself a keeper, so don't fuck it up.

8.You can NOT read my mind, you do NOT know what I am thinking, and you are NOT the judge of whether I am happy or not. Why don't you worry about your OWN problems and mind your OWN business, instead of worrying about me? I'd really appreciate it, thanks.

9.I don't like you just because you draw things, I like you because you're actually a pretty cool person, and you and your friend are slowly starting to change my opinions on that large group of people I mentioned earlier.

10. I've had a crush on you since I met you, pretty much. A few long years of pining over something I couldn't have, occasionally tasting the forbidden fruits you had to offer, then going right back to pining. I've decided to try to move past it. I have better things in my life now, things that are important to me, people that are important to me that I can actually have. I'm going to stop letting this little fantasy drive me crazy and start to move away from it. Thanks for all the time we spent together, though.


Okay! That's done with! A few of those were for real life people, but a good chunk was for internet people. I can't wait to see everybody who reads this (one or two people) Immediately starting to go like, "IS THIS MEANT FOR ME?" Because yeah... It's happened to me before,