Is cut dick hate.

Now, I know this particular issue is touchy, and swings both ways (PUNS GALORE), but most of the uncut haters are religious fucks, not batshit crazy gays telling me I'm mutilated for missing an inch of skin that smells like dickcheese.

I know this is totally from the gay angle too, so you can't really bring in the butthurt from Elane's comment on Seinfeld or the fact some girls don't like them uncut. It actually usually boils down to a cut guy hating his parents for it, and thus hating all of us for it by proxy.

Here's the thing, cocks usually taste like cocks, and smell like cocks. There are gorgeous penises out there both of the cut and uncut variety, and we all just need to get along. Go suck one that doesn't look like yours, or how you want yours to look, just stop being soooooooo damn butthurt over it.

Also my grandfather was circumcised without anesthesia at age 8, consider yourselves lucky, all of you.