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Halloween Time!
15 years ago
Halloween by the years:
Child
A spooky and magical time of year where ghosts and goblins are all about and you get to dress up and go trick-or-treating with your parents! And there's jack-o-lanterns, and TV specials, and bats and witches and ghosts and candy!
Teen
Half ass a costume, grab a pillow sack and get as much candy as you can from anywhere. Cause trouble because you are a worthless shit.
Young adult
Go to Halloween parties, all the girls are dressed like whores. Get drunk and have promiscuous sex while Thriller or the Monster Mash plays in the next room over.
Adult
Go to a bar and try to pick up college chicks/ 'sugar daddies' or stay home and wear a cheap ass $3 mask and attempt to drown your sorrows in whiskey and cheap horror flicks to remember 'better days'.
Senior
Who the fuck is knocking on my door? Geezus it's the midget KKK and some crazy dracula. Fuck you, have some pennies or hard candy and get the fuck off my lawn.
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Child
A spooky and magical time of year where ghosts and goblins are all about and you get to dress up and go trick-or-treating with your parents! And there's jack-o-lanterns, and TV specials, and bats and witches and ghosts and candy!
Teen
Half ass a costume, grab a pillow sack and get as much candy as you can from anywhere. Cause trouble because you are a worthless shit.
Young adult
Go to Halloween parties, all the girls are dressed like whores. Get drunk and have promiscuous sex while Thriller or the Monster Mash plays in the next room over.
Adult
Go to a bar and try to pick up college chicks/ 'sugar daddies' or stay home and wear a cheap ass $3 mask and attempt to drown your sorrows in whiskey and cheap horror flicks to remember 'better days'.
Senior
Who the fuck is knocking on my door? Geezus it's the midget KKK and some crazy dracula. Fuck you, have some pennies or hard candy and get the fuck off my lawn.
Share your Halloween stories or thoughts. Favorite TV specials? Cool horror movies? Personal Traditions? This years costume? Cool artwork on FA?
Tell my for I must know!
other than that, it's just "meh" until Christmas comes around.
I'm usually stuck in the adult phase, but this year, I've got a feeling things are going to be different. Maybe.
you should do something different. throw a slamming party at your house? or do you not want the "horrific" mess?
I'll probably just go to that party or barhop.
Hope you have a better time than I will.