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15 years ago
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Hilarious things in my Heart Gold
1. Scariest Rocket Member:
Athe bottom of Slopoke well the last Team Rocket member says “I'm known as the scariest team rocket member. Sends out Zubat, I send out Giratina. Giritina uses Ancient Power (Rock type that may increase all stats). It's super effective knocks out Zubat in a single hit and luckily increases all stats.
He sends out Koffing, Giritina uses Dragon Breath (Dragon type that may paralyze the opponent) Koffing gets paralyzed it may not be able to attack. Koffing is paralyzed. Team rocket guy comes back onto the screen and says “Are you serious” then is defeated.
2. Bug Catching Contest:
Attendant “Today is Thursday so theres a bug catching contest today, would you like to participate?” YES “I'm sorry but you have more than one pokemon you will have to use the first pokemon in your party is that ok?” YES “Thank you we will hold on to your other pokemon till the contest is over, here's 20 contest balls, you have 20 minnutes good luck.” After you are gone and out of hearing range the guy rips off his attendant uniform reavealing that he's a team rocket member “Hahahaah you fool!” he says and runs away with your pokemon.
3. I think my Mew likes me:
“Mew is happy to walk with you, Mew jumped for joy, Mew did a dance out of happiness, Mew is happy but shy, Mew's cheeks are getting rosy, whoa Mew hugged you, Mew is happily snuggling up to you.”
But she secretly hates me:
I walk into Morty's Pokemon Gym of Ghosts “Mew is eager” In a battle with the Gym leader- Morty sends Ghastly, Go Mew attack use psycic “Mew ignored orders Mew used pound, it doesn't affect Ghastly” Mew attack please. “Mew turned away, Mew didn't listen, Mew pretended not to notice. Mew feinted.” After I won the gym battle I went to the pokemon center Mew is revived “Mew smiled at you, whoa Mew hugged you, Mew is happy.”
4. Rival CaZe:
Mew is walking with me when I go into the Burnt Tower to find Suicune, Raikou, and Entei. Rival CaZe is there “You must be here to catch the legendary pokemon to become stronger, well weaklings like you don't deserve it” Battle ensues, and I beat him with Mew. Rival CaZe says “You'll never catch a legendary pokemon” With an “Are you serious” look, I point at my Mew, he walks away.
1. Scariest Rocket Member:
Athe bottom of Slopoke well the last Team Rocket member says “I'm known as the scariest team rocket member. Sends out Zubat, I send out Giratina. Giritina uses Ancient Power (Rock type that may increase all stats). It's super effective knocks out Zubat in a single hit and luckily increases all stats.
He sends out Koffing, Giritina uses Dragon Breath (Dragon type that may paralyze the opponent) Koffing gets paralyzed it may not be able to attack. Koffing is paralyzed. Team rocket guy comes back onto the screen and says “Are you serious” then is defeated.
2. Bug Catching Contest:
Attendant “Today is Thursday so theres a bug catching contest today, would you like to participate?” YES “I'm sorry but you have more than one pokemon you will have to use the first pokemon in your party is that ok?” YES “Thank you we will hold on to your other pokemon till the contest is over, here's 20 contest balls, you have 20 minnutes good luck.” After you are gone and out of hearing range the guy rips off his attendant uniform reavealing that he's a team rocket member “Hahahaah you fool!” he says and runs away with your pokemon.
3. I think my Mew likes me:
“Mew is happy to walk with you, Mew jumped for joy, Mew did a dance out of happiness, Mew is happy but shy, Mew's cheeks are getting rosy, whoa Mew hugged you, Mew is happily snuggling up to you.”
But she secretly hates me:
I walk into Morty's Pokemon Gym of Ghosts “Mew is eager” In a battle with the Gym leader- Morty sends Ghastly, Go Mew attack use psycic “Mew ignored orders Mew used pound, it doesn't affect Ghastly” Mew attack please. “Mew turned away, Mew didn't listen, Mew pretended not to notice. Mew feinted.” After I won the gym battle I went to the pokemon center Mew is revived “Mew smiled at you, whoa Mew hugged you, Mew is happy.”
4. Rival CaZe:
Mew is walking with me when I go into the Burnt Tower to find Suicune, Raikou, and Entei. Rival CaZe is there “You must be here to catch the legendary pokemon to become stronger, well weaklings like you don't deserve it” Battle ensues, and I beat him with Mew. Rival CaZe says “You'll never catch a legendary pokemon” With an “Are you serious” look, I point at my Mew, he walks away.
