Mecha con 3.0
18 years ago
Alright, I'll bite. Since my ridemates all posted about it, I shall too. My first anime con, and we learned a few things:
-Furries and anime fans are essentially the same thing, only at anime cons there are more older adults and parents with younger kids so things have to stay squeakier cleaner.
-Helping the idea above, Pawstar is taking over all fandoms, and about 30-40% of ALL OF THE ANIME KIDS WERE WEARING KITTY OR PANDA HATS BY THE LAST DAY!
http://www.pawstar.com/
I mean, teacher always told me furries were deviant, but I guess they just see "neko" and "kawaii" when they look at these things. However, their card says: "Goth, Furry, Anime" !!?!!?
-People at anime cons draw furries, sometimes just saying "oh yeah, I think she draws animals...."
-Elevators can take about 15 average weight people. Any more than this or many overweight people will cause a modern elevator go into a protected mode (gears grind down) and you'll have to get someone to open the door on a floor below or above you. If you get trapped in such a situation, take a video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKmG4wFVnpM
-If someone at a con offers you to be in a slasher film and has loli porn posted on their doors, do not, DO NOT take them up on the offer.
-Fangirls are young. They lead fanboys along on a chain. [IMG] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....hacon07078.jpg [/IMG]
-Cosplaying contests are all about construction. If you haven't made something truly difficult and innovative, you can't expect to win anything. Also, there will probably be one or fewer awards for performance and it will probably go to the best group drama that was watchable.
-Let me describe to you HOW TO HAVE AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE IF YOU HAVE A FURSUIT: Especially if you have never let someone else try it on, put your fursuit on another person and have them walk around. Then dress them up. Strangest freaking thing! It's you but it's not you, you've associated yourself with the character, seeing yourself in the mirror as that character, but to see yourself as a character outside of yourself is like seeing your body outside of your body! It's an insane out of body experience!!!! THIS IS NOT ME: [IMG] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....hacon07046.jpg [/IMG]
-Lastly, if an overweight man (the one in the middle) approaches you and your friends (mostly paying attention to the males), remarking how he likes one guy's "lungs" and saying your character's name lustily under his breath whilst giving you the once over with his eyes... -OR- IF YOU SEE THIS MAN: [IMG] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....hacon07144.jpg [/IMG] (in the middle), RUN THE FCUK AWAY!
That is all.
<3,
Neo
-Furries and anime fans are essentially the same thing, only at anime cons there are more older adults and parents with younger kids so things have to stay squeakier cleaner.
-Helping the idea above, Pawstar is taking over all fandoms, and about 30-40% of ALL OF THE ANIME KIDS WERE WEARING KITTY OR PANDA HATS BY THE LAST DAY!
http://www.pawstar.com/
I mean, teacher always told me furries were deviant, but I guess they just see "neko" and "kawaii" when they look at these things. However, their card says: "Goth, Furry, Anime" !!?!!?
-People at anime cons draw furries, sometimes just saying "oh yeah, I think she draws animals...."
-Elevators can take about 15 average weight people. Any more than this or many overweight people will cause a modern elevator go into a protected mode (gears grind down) and you'll have to get someone to open the door on a floor below or above you. If you get trapped in such a situation, take a video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKmG4wFVnpM
-If someone at a con offers you to be in a slasher film and has loli porn posted on their doors, do not, DO NOT take them up on the offer.
-Fangirls are young. They lead fanboys along on a chain. [IMG] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....hacon07078.jpg [/IMG]
-Cosplaying contests are all about construction. If you haven't made something truly difficult and innovative, you can't expect to win anything. Also, there will probably be one or fewer awards for performance and it will probably go to the best group drama that was watchable.
-Let me describe to you HOW TO HAVE AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE IF YOU HAVE A FURSUIT: Especially if you have never let someone else try it on, put your fursuit on another person and have them walk around. Then dress them up. Strangest freaking thing! It's you but it's not you, you've associated yourself with the character, seeing yourself in the mirror as that character, but to see yourself as a character outside of yourself is like seeing your body outside of your body! It's an insane out of body experience!!!! THIS IS NOT ME: [IMG] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....hacon07046.jpg [/IMG]
-Lastly, if an overweight man (the one in the middle) approaches you and your friends (mostly paying attention to the males), remarking how he likes one guy's "lungs" and saying your character's name lustily under his breath whilst giving you the once over with his eyes... -OR- IF YOU SEE THIS MAN: [IMG] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....hacon07144.jpg [/IMG] (in the middle), RUN THE FCUK AWAY!
That is all.
<3,
Neo
zerodog
~zerodog
:P atleast you had a good time ^_^ can't wait to see ya at MFM
dragonhead
~dragonhead
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Opalance
~opalance
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