Splice the movie and other thoughts
15 years ago
General
Just had a chance to see Splice on the net and dear god I am glad I didn't get this movie... even though I am a furry, this movie just was nowhere. It did have some kind of plot basically went like this: Gee I wonder if we could make a glob of living human flesh just to see if we can do it. Wow, we did it and OW! it just stung me! but awww it is a cute glob of...wait a minute it just molted and now looks like a puppy...awww it's so cute let's feed it something!...wait why is it going for the sugar?...awww it's so cute and OOO Look it's evolving! it looks humanish. let's teach it human qualities and then while I think it's asleep, have victory sex with my partner....go to a few days later, wait, why is my partner going after her instead of me? That B**** I'll show her, cut her tail off, that's what I'll do...later on...oh my she's dead. let's bury her and burn everything she touched la de da de...oh, hello, no? we didn't mess with human DNA? oh taking a flight? what fun! It evolved more when we burried it!...okay this is getting way out of hand now. Even though I unlocked alot of achievements for my x-box doing this...time to kill it after it's done raping me....The End.
Achievements Unlocked:
-New life created.
-Creation of new species.
-Species evolution.
-Human Intelligence
-Psyco B****
-Species Killer
-Species Undead
-Sex change!
-RAPE!!!
-It's Dead Jim.
-Surprise! New species inside!
-Jersey Devil
Sorry, had to get it out...Even though I am not a fan of horror flicks, (just softcore stuff) this was just....gah...I want to say before they made species...but species was Great! This....I just don't have words to describe it...even B movies were better than this... Usually with a great movie I get a certain "Movie buzz" out of watching one...this...I want to compare this to a Science lecture with Ben Stein sooo bad but that might have been more interesting...
So in short I 'm glad I didn't get this movie. The Naked scene of the creature was a total turn off... I don't mind women with small breasts but with that face and everything else...total turnoff...Millia Jovovich looked a hell of a lot better than this chick....
Okay, now that it's off my chest, other things going on. I am thinking of probably digging through the library of stories I have in my camp box from way back and probably posting them on here since I can't seem to find them on Sofurry and the links on Mia's index of anthro stories have died, luckily I printed a copy of it called "The Visitors". I only printed three parts of it though I can't remember if there were more and I didn't save the author's name...but this story is of the Yiffy kind and I was thinking about re-introducing these stories back to a new generation of story writers. Note: the stories aren't mine. If the actual author asks me not to post it, I will not or see if there is a way to pull it from here. These stories were amazing when I read them and who knows, it may inspire someone to do something other than Pokemon and explore other scenareo's (and teach them actual flow of a story).
These may take a while so till then. See ya!
Achievements Unlocked:
-New life created.
-Creation of new species.
-Species evolution.
-Human Intelligence
-Psyco B****
-Species Killer
-Species Undead
-Sex change!
-RAPE!!!
-It's Dead Jim.
-Surprise! New species inside!
-Jersey Devil
Sorry, had to get it out...Even though I am not a fan of horror flicks, (just softcore stuff) this was just....gah...I want to say before they made species...but species was Great! This....I just don't have words to describe it...even B movies were better than this... Usually with a great movie I get a certain "Movie buzz" out of watching one...this...I want to compare this to a Science lecture with Ben Stein sooo bad but that might have been more interesting...
So in short I 'm glad I didn't get this movie. The Naked scene of the creature was a total turn off... I don't mind women with small breasts but with that face and everything else...total turnoff...Millia Jovovich looked a hell of a lot better than this chick....
Okay, now that it's off my chest, other things going on. I am thinking of probably digging through the library of stories I have in my camp box from way back and probably posting them on here since I can't seem to find them on Sofurry and the links on Mia's index of anthro stories have died, luckily I printed a copy of it called "The Visitors". I only printed three parts of it though I can't remember if there were more and I didn't save the author's name...but this story is of the Yiffy kind and I was thinking about re-introducing these stories back to a new generation of story writers. Note: the stories aren't mine. If the actual author asks me not to post it, I will not or see if there is a way to pull it from here. These stories were amazing when I read them and who knows, it may inspire someone to do something other than Pokemon and explore other scenareo's (and teach them actual flow of a story).
These may take a while so till then. See ya!
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