Lunar Anomaly L42 has been alerted to a zombie outbreak in the free giveaway sector. Scientific data on the infection rate of the new zombie strain has been collected. Previously undocumented Floating Cat phenomenon has been observed. The Overlord deems it strategically unwise to allow a zombie outbreak containing an undocumented phenomenon to proceed at this time. Witnesses and infected are to be removed. Preparing to cleanse the area. Launching napalm in 3...2...1...

IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS WHAT DID YOU DO AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH THAST NOT HELPING DAAAAAAAAMIIIIT IT BUUUUUUUUUUU--
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>Contac sys. admin at once.

Cessation of signal from sector confirmed. Outbreak has been contained. Deploying tactical nuclear device to ensure destruction of the site in 3...2...1... Scientific research into the nature of the floating cat and its apparent connection to the experimental zombie strain will begin as soon as the lab currently devoted to exploding mangoes becomes available.

USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN!!!

*insert laughing dog from Duck Hunt*

FUCKING DOG D: