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15 years ago
I was telling ossuarypariah about a project where i had to do a 45 sec commercial for the class right before i meet up with my GF and he thought I'd be inspired to do a second commercial just for her...hilarity ensued
OP: Knowing you, I figured you were going to try to do a 45-second provocative commercial for Van about how HORNY you've been
OP: And it made for an amusing mental image
Jux Tapose: LOL YES
Jux Tupose: I wonder how that'd go....
OP: Oh no, now I gave you the idea...
*OP facepalms*
OP: She's gonna kill me
Jux Tapose: YES
OP: NO
OP: I WANT TO BE ALIVE
Jux Tapose: I SHALL ADVERTISE MY GENITALS TO HER
OP: O_O
*OP books a flight to Dubai*
Jux Tapose "ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS FOR ONLY ONE SIMPLE PAYMENT OF ASKING YOUR PARENTS FOR A SLEEPOVER"
OP: >.<
*OP thinks Dubai may not be far enough...*
Jux Tapose:"CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A FREE GLOWSTICK"
*OP dies*
Van doesn't check her FA often so lets hope she doesn't see this before I make my sales pitch
OP: Knowing you, I figured you were going to try to do a 45-second provocative commercial for Van about how HORNY you've been
OP: And it made for an amusing mental image
Jux Tapose: LOL YES
Jux Tupose: I wonder how that'd go....
OP: Oh no, now I gave you the idea...
*OP facepalms*
OP: She's gonna kill me
Jux Tapose: YES
OP: NO
OP: I WANT TO BE ALIVE
Jux Tapose: I SHALL ADVERTISE MY GENITALS TO HER
OP: O_O
*OP books a flight to Dubai*
Jux Tapose "ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS FOR ONLY ONE SIMPLE PAYMENT OF ASKING YOUR PARENTS FOR A SLEEPOVER"
OP: >.<
*OP thinks Dubai may not be far enough...*
Jux Tapose:"CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A FREE GLOWSTICK"
*OP dies*
Van doesn't check her FA often so lets hope she doesn't see this before I make my sales pitch
SHES SO SEXY WHEN SHE HURTS PEOPLE
AT LEAST ITS A SEXY ANDROID DOING IT WITH HER SLEEK METAL FRAME AND HER LONG SHARP NAILS AND HER VICE GRIP AND AND AND AND..... THOSE HIPS AND LETS NOT FORGET
.......
DAT ASS~