Ten Days of Memes ~ Day One
15 years ago
~skyskyskycloudskyskyskyskysky~
Stolen lovingly from
fluffball~!
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four:Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Ten Things I Want to Say to Ten Different People Right Now
1. To my mother: Sometimes, I know you're just trying to help me, but it really hurts. I sometimes you really hurt my feelings. You're very condescending and although I may have deserved that at one point in my life, I feel that, at this point, I'm just trying to get back to normalcy, and I'm doing the best I can. Can you please try to understand that?
2. To my mate: I love you, but I have the same insecurities you do. Could you maybe get off my dick and help me through this, rather than grating on my nerves?
3. To God: You're a sick fuck. Seriously.
4. To my best friend: I fucking miss you. Could you stop being boy crazy and remember that I exist and I need you more than I've ever needed you right now?
5. To my mate's mother: Will you just TELL me outright if you like me or not?!? I'm sick of all this damn guesswork.
6. To certain men right now: Will you just leave me the fuck alone? Can you try to understand that I'm not yours, nor are you my problem, and therefore just buzz off?
7. To my ex: I'm sorry. I was unfair, but I just can't love you anymore. Time spent with you makes me physically ill. I can trust you and you're completely unattractive to me. I'm sorry it took me three years to figure that out.
8. To my old choir director: What you did ruined my life. I still can't believe that I'm a valuable, talented person any more. You've made me completely question what I want to do with my life and you ripped away from me the chance to go to college this year. I hope you die in a fiery accident. Even that would be too good for you.
9. To a particular dragon-like thing: I really care about you. I wish you wouldn't lead me on like you do.
10. To my mate's little sister: Get over yourself and throw yourself into school. You have so much time to spend on it and you don't even try. You're ruining your future. Just do it. You'll thank yourself later.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four:Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.
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Ten Things I Want to Say to Ten Different People Right Now
1. To my mother: Sometimes, I know you're just trying to help me, but it really hurts. I sometimes you really hurt my feelings. You're very condescending and although I may have deserved that at one point in my life, I feel that, at this point, I'm just trying to get back to normalcy, and I'm doing the best I can. Can you please try to understand that?
2. To my mate: I love you, but I have the same insecurities you do. Could you maybe get off my dick and help me through this, rather than grating on my nerves?
3. To God: You're a sick fuck. Seriously.
4. To my best friend: I fucking miss you. Could you stop being boy crazy and remember that I exist and I need you more than I've ever needed you right now?
5. To my mate's mother: Will you just TELL me outright if you like me or not?!? I'm sick of all this damn guesswork.
6. To certain men right now: Will you just leave me the fuck alone? Can you try to understand that I'm not yours, nor are you my problem, and therefore just buzz off?
7. To my ex: I'm sorry. I was unfair, but I just can't love you anymore. Time spent with you makes me physically ill. I can trust you and you're completely unattractive to me. I'm sorry it took me three years to figure that out.
8. To my old choir director: What you did ruined my life. I still can't believe that I'm a valuable, talented person any more. You've made me completely question what I want to do with my life and you ripped away from me the chance to go to college this year. I hope you die in a fiery accident. Even that would be too good for you.
9. To a particular dragon-like thing: I really care about you. I wish you wouldn't lead me on like you do.
10. To my mate's little sister: Get over yourself and throw yourself into school. You have so much time to spend on it and you don't even try. You're ruining your future. Just do it. You'll thank yourself later.
You know, they say that man is created in God's image. If that's the case, why the hell are some of them so fookin' ugly?!
He still makes pretteh people to piss off the ugleh people. Because he's a SICK FUCK.
But I agree.