Rocket, Inc. wants YOU too!
15 years ago
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?
That's right! Even YOU can be apart of the illustrious group Team Rocket.
I almost never make journals so you know I'm serious. (He's serious!)
Serious about making YOU a member of our team.
As a member of Team Rocket, you get:
1. any one from a number of Rocket's stock Pokemon. (Team Rocket is not responsible for mauling, dismemberment, or loss of life due to any mental instabilities from which the pokemon may or may not suffer.)
2. to be the envy of your friends by wearing stylish uniforms every day. (You know what girls say about grunts and big hats ...)
Finally, do your team proud, and you:
3. Will rise in the ranks, receive better pay, mentally sound pokemon, and ...
4. get to travel the world and wreak havoc abroad! (Pick a country at random! We do it all the time with the use of a map, darts, dartboard and blindfolds!)
But you need not jump through fiery hoops, or sell your sister to Ash Ketchum. (Unless you want to.)
All you need is YOUR determination! YOUR desire! YOUR drive!
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I almost never make journals so you know I'm serious. (He's serious!)
Serious about making YOU a member of our team.
As a member of Team Rocket, you get:
1. any one from a number of Rocket's stock Pokemon. (Team Rocket is not responsible for mauling, dismemberment, or loss of life due to any mental instabilities from which the pokemon may or may not suffer.)
2. to be the envy of your friends by wearing stylish uniforms every day. (You know what girls say about grunts and big hats ...)
Finally, do your team proud, and you:
3. Will rise in the ranks, receive better pay, mentally sound pokemon, and ...
4. get to travel the world and wreak havoc abroad! (Pick a country at random! We do it all the time with the use of a map, darts, dartboard and blindfolds!)
But you need not jump through fiery hoops, or sell your sister to Ash Ketchum. (Unless you want to.)
All you need is YOUR determination! YOUR desire! YOUR drive!
+Watch
rocketinc: icon rocketinc : (in your profile without spaces)
Sign up now while there's still time!
Flash_Adalwolf
~flashadalwolf
right......
Calisther
~calisther
OP
It's true. You'll get like six-hundred cool points just for putting on the grunt suit.
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