Otaku/Weeaboo Test
15 years ago
>3> Uherhm...stole this from somebody....
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[x] You cosplay in public. {Sometimes...XDD }
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. { :o Love it}
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch. {;A; They won't buy me asian foods for me to do so...}
[ ] You've made a charabento. {O.o *looks this up?}
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. { :T I wish...}
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. {;A; I WISH.}
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. {When I have time to...which is almost never.}
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[x] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood. {>:T Don't judge me...}
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[x] You claim you're married to said fictional character.{I have a herim...XD But my Sexy princely Stan-ai-kun comes first. Ovo }
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. {XD Nah...I also watch Adventure Time, and Power Puff Girls, Scooby Doo, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and *Keeps ranting.*}
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. {Nah, I respect people's opinions.}
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names. {Depends if the name was changed durring dubbing.}
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. {LMAO yeah, totally...}
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. {I also like Russia and a select few parts of Europe too so its hard to choose. O3o}
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. {O.o Do you know...how many Vocaloids there are???}
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. {Not really but I have a book case full of manga and anime shiz. XDD}
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. {Pish...this is Fallston. Full of them white kids. :/ }
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You watch abridged series.
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing~
[x] You use Japanese emoticons.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[x] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. {XD ......}
[x] You're not.
[x] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku.
[x] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. {Only if the song is played and if someone does it with me. >3> Or else...something bad happens...}
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch Naruto.
[x] You wear the headbands. {If i'm cosplaying Soul. :) }
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[x] You act out scenes from the show. {Mostly Dane Cook but he has nothing to do with anime. XD }
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. {FF in gneral just kills me so I prefer KH instead. XD }
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!! {;A; Desu is my word.... though I do support AxelxRoxas.}
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. {So I can show Raito how its done PROPERLY.}
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[x] Vic Mignogna is God. {Actually he is Jesus to me but close enough.}
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. {:T I say voice actor/actress kthnxbye.}
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. {Nope. Only to cheer up my lover.}
[x] The only thing you draw is anime. {Yeah...but I fail hard at it though. D: I also try drawing other things but I fail hard at that too.}
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai. {I prefer yaoi and yuri.}
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true. {Actually I do. XD }
Score: 35 I'm a sensible person. c: I knew I wasn't obsessed. XDD
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[x] You cosplay in public. {Sometimes...XDD }
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. { :o Love it}
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch. {;A; They won't buy me asian foods for me to do so...}
[ ] You've made a charabento. {O.o *looks this up?}
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. { :T I wish...}
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. {;A; I WISH.}
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. {When I have time to...which is almost never.}
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[x] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood. {>:T Don't judge me...}
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[x] You claim you're married to said fictional character.{I have a herim...XD But my Sexy princely Stan-ai-kun comes first. Ovo }
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. {XD Nah...I also watch Adventure Time, and Power Puff Girls, Scooby Doo, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and *Keeps ranting.*}
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. {Nah, I respect people's opinions.}
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names. {Depends if the name was changed durring dubbing.}
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. {LMAO yeah, totally...}
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. {I also like Russia and a select few parts of Europe too so its hard to choose. O3o}
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. {O.o Do you know...how many Vocaloids there are???}
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. {Not really but I have a book case full of manga and anime shiz. XDD}
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. {Pish...this is Fallston. Full of them white kids. :/ }
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You watch abridged series.
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing~
[x] You use Japanese emoticons.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[x] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. {XD ......}
[x] You're not.
[x] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku.
[x] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. {Only if the song is played and if someone does it with me. >3> Or else...something bad happens...}
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch Naruto.
[x] You wear the headbands. {If i'm cosplaying Soul. :) }
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[x] You act out scenes from the show. {Mostly Dane Cook but he has nothing to do with anime. XD }
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. {FF in gneral just kills me so I prefer KH instead. XD }
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!! {;A; Desu is my word.... though I do support AxelxRoxas.}
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. {So I can show Raito how its done PROPERLY.}
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[x] Vic Mignogna is God. {Actually he is Jesus to me but close enough.}
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. {:T I say voice actor/actress kthnxbye.}
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence. {Nope. Only to cheer up my lover.}
[x] The only thing you draw is anime. {Yeah...but I fail hard at it though. D: I also try drawing other things but I fail hard at that too.}
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai. {I prefer yaoi and yuri.}
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true. {Actually I do. XD }
Score: 35 I'm a sensible person. c: I knew I wasn't obsessed. XDD
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.