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Random Meme #18
15 years ago
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I saw a new life come into the world crying it's first tears.
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
Day 7 Four Turn Off's
1. Christianity
2. Mustaches without a beard and also sideburns
3. Too much muscle. I like my men to have a little muscle and a soft tummy.
4. Children/Babies
This basically means the last thing I was is a manly family man. I like nerds, dorks, gamers and long haired metal music lovers. Bitchin.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
Day 7 Four Turn Off's
1. Christianity
2. Mustaches without a beard and also sideburns
3. Too much muscle. I like my men to have a little muscle and a soft tummy.
4. Children/Babies
This basically means the last thing I was is a manly family man. I like nerds, dorks, gamers and long haired metal music lovers. Bitchin.
arygwen
~arygwen
you describe me fairly well. I dont have much of a beard. but thats growing slowly.
teathebunny
~teathebunny
OP
Sorry... I understand if you want to call off our wedding now. I'll try and break it to the kids but I want child support so don't try to weasel out of it. This is after all your fault for all the drinking and prostitutes. I still can't believe you gave vodka to Josh Jr. He's only 2! And after I found that red lace underwear in the couch while we were watching Finding Nemo and I had to pretend it was mine and that disturbed the kids just as much as the truth about it being your secretary's. That really was low. I still think you left it there on purpose. Ugh!
arygwen
~arygwen
to be honest, I am a very loyal person...and I wouldnt name my son after me...I'd probably name him after Thor or Tyr.
teathebunny
~teathebunny
OP
I'm only playing with you ya know.
arygwen
~arygwen
yeah I knows.
