A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told
her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma,
and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just
seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a
strangecoincidence. A few months later the father put the
girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:

"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and good-bye
Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh,
thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several
weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

"God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all
night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was
nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He
figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home
at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his
watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a
sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you
work so late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead
on our porch."