So I've decided to be a Creeper from Minecraft next year for Halloween. For those who do not know what a Creeper is, I have two ways of telling you what it is in terms of A: and B:, which are as follows:

A: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mobs#Creepers

B: A green exploding penis


I have found humor in these things and wish to be them for Halloween one year.

If this is not possible, I will try to be one of the Yip Yip Aliens.