LULZTEST FAILED
18 years ago
General
LONG STORY SHORT:
I wrote a highly offensive (for furries) forum post in Eurofurence's forum about me wanting to attend a con but i wasn't sure about it 'cause i think most furries are furfags by definition and that i wanted to find out if this (FACT) was true. wich it of 'course was. They reacted just like expected.
ONE MONTH LATER (now)
tristan
added me on MSN and i pull my lulztest like every time someone adds me. A quick way to filter out the worst furfags, and get some cheap lulz.
And he gets offended wich i find very amusing, then he ignores me so i then take lyx's loggs for even more lulz.
LONG STORY IS LOOONG:
EF forum post:
http://forum.eurofurence.org/index.php/topic,414.0.html
Two months later on MSN:
I lost the start of the logg but, he adds me i go something like "WHO ARE YOU D:<" he goes something like "uh.. o_o; hi *bows*" i go "*PUTS COCK IN MOUTH AS YOU BOW DOWN*"
some more happens and then:
TristanKitty säger:
.. and you was the one stating that furries are "social retards" .. well.. guess you fit in quite well then.
Molested säger:
O lawd hahaha.
TristanKitty säger:
have fun at EF.
Molested säger:
So was this some kind of test?
Molested säger:
Also: this is internet.
TristanKitty säger:
no. actually i was just curious about you. i read your postings some minutes ago.
TristanKitty säger:
social competence has nothing todo with the medium
Molested säger:
haha Okay. 'Cause you just went through my introduction-test
Molested säger:
exactly
Molested säger:
TristanKitty säger:
.. and you was the one stating that furries are "social retards" .. well.. guess you fit in quite well then.
TristanKitty säger:
exactly ? .. em.. i thing you didnt get the point.
TristanKitty säger:
its okay. i dun wanna judge you .. its almost entirely up to you how to behave. enjoy your time at EF. hope youre not like this iRl.
Molested säger:
Haha well no that is my point. You cant really Judge peoples behavior and peronality off the internet. You can get a slight hint though. As i just got form testing you. You are not the Lulz-orientated person and you are most likley to get offended.
TristanKitty säger:
you tested me ? right. if you think that its necessary to be that rude to someone that was just friendly poking you.. then its your thing. have fun with your game.
Molested säger:
When exactly was i rude?
TristanKitty säger:
yes. bye.
Molested säger:
wait... what?
That wastn't a yes no question
Then he ignored me but lyx talked to him:
Lyx säger:
so i herd you failed the lulztest of frens, yes?
TristanKitty säger:
i'm not exactly into beeing tested after friendly poking someone. i find that abit inappropriate
Lyx säger:
frenz isn't that appropriate in general
TristanKitty säger:
well if he likes it like that.. fine :) . if he's not interesting in friends.. its the best way todo it
Lyx säger:
actually, he kinda has bunches. i've known him since oh... 2002, i think. but he comes off as a douche if you're not aware how completely not serious he is.
TristanKitty säger:
well.. the problem is, that he kinda left a bad impression on the EF board already.. i read that a few mins ago.. after he kinda "tested me" ... to be honest i dun really like this kinda behavior. i'm usually friendly and honest. and playing around is ok up to a specific level.. but not if "playing" means insulting others.
Lyx säger:
well i posted of EF too, and sided with him. as crested. and my opinion stands :B
i just (don't) find an lulztest of that calibre that important.
the worst i do is drown people in random or something.
oh and yeah, we won't be going to EFanyway... not this year at any rate cus we already blew our money and took off to prague for two weeks.
TristanKitty säger:
well. like i said.. if you prefer to do a "lulztest" .. feel free todo so.. but you gotto keep in mind that people might feel offended by the way you do it. especially if you dun even apologize afterwise.
Lyx säger:
welll i think that was the entire point of the lulztest. if you get offended by lulz, he's gonna offend you sooner or later anyway so it's not really worth it in that case.
TristanKitty säger:
not the level i usually communicate onto. that is just stupid. its normal to feel insulted if someone that you dun even know abit is that rude.
Lyx säger:
depends. people who usually contact *do* know who he is so they never really react. i know him, so i just shrug and call him a cunt or something.
TristanKitty säger:
i didnt know who he was. and i told him.
Lyx säger:
might just be me, but i just can't get offended about what people tell me in IMS.
TristanKitty säger:
i have nothing against playing around and i dun feel insulted by friends.. no matter what they say.
i didnt get offended. i just told him that i will stop talking to him. if he's not able to communicate on a certain level of social competence.. i simple dun wanna talk to him. thats all about it.
Lyx säger:
ah see. he's quite socially competent. really. there's just a diff between having it and using it.
TristanKitty säger:
there shouldnt be. that would be senseless. we are what we do.
Lyx säger:
but he does both.
TristanKitty säger:
a criminal isnt less a criminal just because he knows how to be good.
Lyx säger:
a faked criminal act is not really criminal though
text is a faulty means of communication. half the message goes to waste when there are no facial expressions or gestures.
TristanKitty säger:
yes whatever. we can discuss this forever. to put it in simple words: not my level of social interaction.
Lyx säger:
fine, fine
i'm neat with that
TristanKitty säger:
well.. enjoy the rest of your night.
Lyx säger:
just disagreeing with your statements, thassall.
okidoki
bubye
TristanKitty säger:
thats your right. your opinion.
Lyx säger:
indeed.
ristanKitty säger:
maby you should rethink your basic principles. not to suspect the bad in everyone thats talking to you.. and maby use the principle of friendlyness. it helps alot. believe me.
Lyx säger:
oh... i just kinda think i've been nothing but friendly to you :V
just not agreeable
TristanKitty säger:
i didnt say that you havent been friendly. i just said that you support this kind childish "tests" ..
Lyx säger:
i didn't say i do either.
TristanKitty säger:
alright
Lyx säger:
aalllriiiiighhhhtttt o/
TristanKitty säger:
*sits down*
Lyx säger:
you were standing? teh gasp.
Then it gets boring 'cause my fucking diplomat girlfriend gets another furfag too lick out of her ass.
MORAL:
Im a hypocrite, i hate furries.
I wrote a highly offensive (for furries) forum post in Eurofurence's forum about me wanting to attend a con but i wasn't sure about it 'cause i think most furries are furfags by definition and that i wanted to find out if this (FACT) was true. wich it of 'course was. They reacted just like expected.
ONE MONTH LATER (now)
tristan added me on MSN and i pull my lulztest like every time someone adds me. A quick way to filter out the worst furfags, and get some cheap lulz.
And he gets offended wich i find very amusing, then he ignores me so i then take lyx's loggs for even more lulz.
LONG STORY IS LOOONG:
EF forum post:
http://forum.eurofurence.org/index.php/topic,414.0.html
Two months later on MSN:
I lost the start of the logg but, he adds me i go something like "WHO ARE YOU D:<" he goes something like "uh.. o_o; hi *bows*" i go "*PUTS COCK IN MOUTH AS YOU BOW DOWN*"
some more happens and then:
TristanKitty säger:
.. and you was the one stating that furries are "social retards" .. well.. guess you fit in quite well then.
Molested säger:
O lawd hahaha.
TristanKitty säger:
have fun at EF.
Molested säger:
So was this some kind of test?
Molested säger:
Also: this is internet.
TristanKitty säger:
no. actually i was just curious about you. i read your postings some minutes ago.
TristanKitty säger:
social competence has nothing todo with the medium
Molested säger:
haha Okay. 'Cause you just went through my introduction-test
Molested säger:
exactly
Molested säger:
TristanKitty säger:
.. and you was the one stating that furries are "social retards" .. well.. guess you fit in quite well then.
TristanKitty säger:
exactly ? .. em.. i thing you didnt get the point.
TristanKitty säger:
its okay. i dun wanna judge you .. its almost entirely up to you how to behave. enjoy your time at EF. hope youre not like this iRl.
Molested säger:
Haha well no that is my point. You cant really Judge peoples behavior and peronality off the internet. You can get a slight hint though. As i just got form testing you. You are not the Lulz-orientated person and you are most likley to get offended.
TristanKitty säger:
you tested me ? right. if you think that its necessary to be that rude to someone that was just friendly poking you.. then its your thing. have fun with your game.
Molested säger:
When exactly was i rude?
TristanKitty säger:
yes. bye.
Molested säger:
wait... what?
That wastn't a yes no question
Then he ignored me but lyx talked to him:
Lyx säger:
so i herd you failed the lulztest of frens, yes?
TristanKitty säger:
i'm not exactly into beeing tested after friendly poking someone. i find that abit inappropriate
Lyx säger:
frenz isn't that appropriate in general
TristanKitty säger:
well if he likes it like that.. fine :) . if he's not interesting in friends.. its the best way todo it
Lyx säger:
actually, he kinda has bunches. i've known him since oh... 2002, i think. but he comes off as a douche if you're not aware how completely not serious he is.
TristanKitty säger:
well.. the problem is, that he kinda left a bad impression on the EF board already.. i read that a few mins ago.. after he kinda "tested me" ... to be honest i dun really like this kinda behavior. i'm usually friendly and honest. and playing around is ok up to a specific level.. but not if "playing" means insulting others.
Lyx säger:
well i posted of EF too, and sided with him. as crested. and my opinion stands :B
i just (don't) find an lulztest of that calibre that important.
the worst i do is drown people in random or something.
oh and yeah, we won't be going to EFanyway... not this year at any rate cus we already blew our money and took off to prague for two weeks.
TristanKitty säger:
well. like i said.. if you prefer to do a "lulztest" .. feel free todo so.. but you gotto keep in mind that people might feel offended by the way you do it. especially if you dun even apologize afterwise.
Lyx säger:
welll i think that was the entire point of the lulztest. if you get offended by lulz, he's gonna offend you sooner or later anyway so it's not really worth it in that case.
TristanKitty säger:
not the level i usually communicate onto. that is just stupid. its normal to feel insulted if someone that you dun even know abit is that rude.
Lyx säger:
depends. people who usually contact *do* know who he is so they never really react. i know him, so i just shrug and call him a cunt or something.
TristanKitty säger:
i didnt know who he was. and i told him.
Lyx säger:
might just be me, but i just can't get offended about what people tell me in IMS.
TristanKitty säger:
i have nothing against playing around and i dun feel insulted by friends.. no matter what they say.
i didnt get offended. i just told him that i will stop talking to him. if he's not able to communicate on a certain level of social competence.. i simple dun wanna talk to him. thats all about it.
Lyx säger:
ah see. he's quite socially competent. really. there's just a diff between having it and using it.
TristanKitty säger:
there shouldnt be. that would be senseless. we are what we do.
Lyx säger:
but he does both.
TristanKitty säger:
a criminal isnt less a criminal just because he knows how to be good.
Lyx säger:
a faked criminal act is not really criminal though
text is a faulty means of communication. half the message goes to waste when there are no facial expressions or gestures.
TristanKitty säger:
yes whatever. we can discuss this forever. to put it in simple words: not my level of social interaction.
Lyx säger:
fine, fine
i'm neat with that
TristanKitty säger:
well.. enjoy the rest of your night.
Lyx säger:
just disagreeing with your statements, thassall.
okidoki
bubye
TristanKitty säger:
thats your right. your opinion.
Lyx säger:
indeed.
ristanKitty säger:
maby you should rethink your basic principles. not to suspect the bad in everyone thats talking to you.. and maby use the principle of friendlyness. it helps alot. believe me.
Lyx säger:
oh... i just kinda think i've been nothing but friendly to you :V
just not agreeable
TristanKitty säger:
i didnt say that you havent been friendly. i just said that you support this kind childish "tests" ..
Lyx säger:
i didn't say i do either.
TristanKitty säger:
alright
Lyx säger:
aalllriiiiighhhhtttt o/
TristanKitty säger:
*sits down*
Lyx säger:
you were standing? teh gasp.
Then it gets boring 'cause my fucking diplomat girlfriend gets another furfag too lick out of her ass.
MORAL:
Im a hypocrite, i hate furries.
FA+

People. I swear.
I get weird ass IM's constantly, and, I just roll with it. More entertaining that way. Muahahahahaha!
But after a couple of years you just get soo fucking tired of the IM-RPing and the const use of *emotions* ^^
Im a hypocrite, i hate furries.
Thumbs up, the subculture you love to hate to love.
Your art is too awsome to be appealing to your generic furry.
And now, if you think you can sneak in a flattering comment like that with the hidden implication that YOUR art is generic and appealing to the common furry:
That's some top quality, Grade-A bullshitery there.
What, is this some kind of Lulztest? I mean, NO U FUXX U
You should shut your E-mouth and enjoy it when i blow inside your ass and reach around, jerking your Un-certified dick.
murr
you still have my luvs and lulz Frenzee!
I saw some 'furries' at a Con this summer for the first time with the tail and all and are like in there 40's......that scared the crap out of me. o Ao;; I didn't know how to deal with that....
Thats exactly why i dont want to go to cons.
I'd probobly love tha art part of cons. But i 'd hate the social part.
...eeetah :p
I love to meet new furs and get to know em.
Give me a poke if you're curious enough yourself :3
p.s. loves paws ;)
Trissi
LULZTEST
IS
INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 fucking furfag <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
LOL
Most would fail my lulztest of "hi! nice to meet you"
The minute I'm "*glomped,* *licks you happily,* *bites you,* *nuzzles you affectionately,* *roar/bark/purr/otherwise* or *wags tail*" results in an "F" of trying to get to know me outside of FA D:
I are just trying to have a nice people-people conversation! Shouldn't be hard!
I can accept some *emotion* insted of smileys, wich sometimes are needed to set the right tone of a sentence.
But when it turns too a fucking IM-RP they should GTFO to SL or a Online MUCK.
Well that's the last time I ever fuck you again in swedish!
vem Vem er jag skoj.! jag r�ttvis can�t levande utan s� pass karminr�d ven dj�vul av lysten! �sch Frenzee. Ta jag igen som det natt m�nga m�nsken f�r... sedan , n�r �ggen inom min livmodern plundra var brak till liv. Maffi Maj har din hj�rtan , Utom Hans hud bakdelen can�t studsa rygg lik min. T____________________________________T
I dont understand this journal hahaha
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.co.....he_Stairdragon
No but letters on a screen can directly hit your face and possibly damage your brain.
yes?
I have been online for over 10 years now, constantly chatting and playing onlinegames and roleplaying and other things. Even if it is 'only in the internets' such a kid behaviour is only annoying o.o
Appart from that, it could be 'trolling' and getting attention or something. *shrugs* Whatever it is, it lands on my ignore list even before you finish your lulztest. I prefer to be with other subcultures...
I AM NOT A LOLI! >:C
*FLICKS HIS LUSCIOUS LONG HAIR OVER HIS SEEMINGLY PRE-TEEN SHOULDERS IN DISGUST* >:C!!
eueuegvh
don't =/= dun
and if you use a period, fucking CAPITALIZE THE NEXT LETTER
UFGAFGFH
its like "whine whine whine eeeeug"
M U R R R R R R
This is the reason I'm an E-Hermit and rarely ever get on IM clients. I applaud your lulztest.
If you were really going for such a niche group, then more power to you. But if they exist on that board, they probably show a milder face considering the company. Your post really was a haven for drama queens to trump up their self importance. It doesn't really help that you summoned a troll in crime to assist your point.
That's okay though. We still love you.
A most of these fags get offended, just 'cause they can. They are overacting on everything that is "BAD AND EVIL" in the world.
AND ACTUALLY.
I didn't summon anyone, she registred by her own will.
BY THE WAY. Does that mean all your guro talk was just a ruse? DID I FUCKING PASS YOUR TEST??!!!?!?!??!?!11
You dissapoint me. Assole. Creme Brulee.
SOME PEOPLE DONT NEED TESTING, K?
Also: no :c
horrible grammer will blend with incomplete run on sentences and under-developed minds. New kinks will be clumsily explored.
We shall be mates to the very end, and dive down into the deepest depths of the most depraved furfaggotry known to man. And all within the course of 10 minutes.
And then our relationship will wither away and die as fast it bloomed.
gtfo my compootar, hobag *fistshake*
Your text makes me mad!
Arrr!
I hope I pass with flying colors!
And I've gotten some Horrible IM's in my day >.>
...and my fursona is beyond all sanity ironically haha.
You put my thoughts into words.
And if I know my computers that answers everything.
Or it means you need to read something important.
ellipsiscolonthreeellipsis
And yes, you posted a good point, furries who get offended are not smart enough to look at the fandom and themselvs and see that they are being hipocritical in their argument, saying that they aren't the stereotypical. You have spoken the truth, good on ya