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jokes i like part 18
15 years ago
Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location...so they hitched a ride.
The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district.
A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a hand job?"
The bum shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!"
A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a blow job?"
The bum again shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!"
After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from, we've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"
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There was a young lady named Hicks
Who delighted to play with men's pricks,
Which she would embellish
With evident relish,
And make then stand up and do tricks.
Two men were in the pub discussing their latest sexual conquests.
The first man says he picked up this girl last week and they agreed to go back to his house and have sex.
Once in the house the girl stripped off her clothes, lay down on the bed with legs apart and panted, "I want you to give me twelve inches and make me bleed."
The second man not for one moment believed his friend was that well-hung, asked what he did.
"Well" he says, "What could I do - I laid her twice and smacked her in the face!"
The Blonde's Date
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a Great Chest you have!"
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves
you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran
Out of the apartment like that.
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The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district.
A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a hand job?"
The bum shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!"
A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guy...would you like a blow job?"
The bum again shook his head and said, "errr...no its okay!"
After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from, we've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"
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There was a young lady named Hicks
Who delighted to play with men's pricks,
Which she would embellish
With evident relish,
And make then stand up and do tricks.
Two men were in the pub discussing their latest sexual conquests.
The first man says he picked up this girl last week and they agreed to go back to his house and have sex.
Once in the house the girl stripped off her clothes, lay down on the bed with legs apart and panted, "I want you to give me twelve inches and make me bleed."
The second man not for one moment believed his friend was that well-hung, asked what he did.
"Well" he says, "What could I do - I laid her twice and smacked her in the face!"
The Blonde's Date
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a Great Chest you have!"
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves
you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran
Out of the apartment like that.
Scroll down.......
.
.
The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
Rabid-Rabbit
~rabid-rabbit
Hehe, third oneis pretty damn funy.
BadgerX
~badgerx
OP
:D tyty
BadgerX
~badgerx
OP
:D tyty
