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Analysis 5: Hard Work, Lawn Mowing A Desert: Day 5
15 years ago
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...Lawn Mowing.
The Scourge of Summer Work.
It isn't Easy.
Grass grows back quickly.
Dust gets in the eye.
The occasional trip, could be YOUR VERY CAUSE OF DEATH.
Yeah, Imagine that.
A lawn mower blade, chopping into your chest.
Not a pretty thought, OR sight.
Nonetheless, it must be done if you want your lawn to be kept in check.
Otherwise, every job revolving around grass work becomes a good bit harder.
Wanna whack weeds?
Nope.
The weeds have gotten too big and now your battery wont hold the duration >:c
Wanna edge the pavement?
WRONG!
The grass has gotten too high to be able to cut it properly, your cutting into the concrete now!
You NEED to mow the lawn, or else the rest of the job becomes miserable...
that is what made the job we did at my Grandmother's much much worse.
My grandmother is a good ways heat-prone.
She doesn't have the strength to mow for that long.
Come on, she's my grandmother, how much of a jerk would you have to be to not help her?
A big jerk.
BIIIIIIG Jerkerooni!
So we went and decided to mow for one last time until the Year ends.
However, what makes her Lawn different from ours is:
A:
Rocks scattered across the entire field, easy to ruin the mower blade.
Some of them are almost 4 inches above the ground!
B:
Weeds as far as the eye can see.
The Tree Garden in the back?
Nope, weeds have taken over, it's now the Weed Garden...of Death.
Because they prick me every time I go back there.
Guh.
C:
and no, that wasn't a smiley:
The HILLS!
They have...major issues...
It's easy to get your lawn mower stuck down there.
It hurts, you know, to try to get it back up.
So I cant mow it horizontally...
I have to mow it vertically.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mo-Were not half done?
*sigh*...
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
...Whew, done.
Wait, weeds?
I gotta cut those too!?
D:
Dust in the air, ALL the time on one spot, so you can't see where your mowing, when you realise that what you mowed has already been mowed!
B...S...
E:
In the summer Water is on the other side of the house.
Causes the Motor to literally Gum up from so much stuck grass.
Then we have to pick it out.
Just to have it gummed again!
F:
Slanted Concrete, that causes us to chop into the concrete while mowing
G:
Grass in between pavement and road.
The Mower falls off at least once in a trip over there, so have fun picking it back up as it scratches up the concrete yet again.
H:
The extra tough leftovers from dead plants.
Causes the motor to crash from processing too many things to chop.
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It's Hard man, It doesn't feel good man...
...Saving...
Saving...
Saving...
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...ZZZ...
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...Done...
...Lawn Mowing.
The Scourge of Summer Work.
It isn't Easy.
Grass grows back quickly.
Dust gets in the eye.
The occasional trip, could be YOUR VERY CAUSE OF DEATH.
Yeah, Imagine that.
A lawn mower blade, chopping into your chest.
Not a pretty thought, OR sight.
Nonetheless, it must be done if you want your lawn to be kept in check.
Otherwise, every job revolving around grass work becomes a good bit harder.
Wanna whack weeds?
Nope.
The weeds have gotten too big and now your battery wont hold the duration >:c
Wanna edge the pavement?
WRONG!
The grass has gotten too high to be able to cut it properly, your cutting into the concrete now!
You NEED to mow the lawn, or else the rest of the job becomes miserable...
that is what made the job we did at my Grandmother's much much worse.
My grandmother is a good ways heat-prone.
She doesn't have the strength to mow for that long.
Come on, she's my grandmother, how much of a jerk would you have to be to not help her?
A big jerk.
BIIIIIIG Jerkerooni!
So we went and decided to mow for one last time until the Year ends.
However, what makes her Lawn different from ours is:
A:
Rocks scattered across the entire field, easy to ruin the mower blade.
Some of them are almost 4 inches above the ground!
B:
Weeds as far as the eye can see.
The Tree Garden in the back?
Nope, weeds have taken over, it's now the Weed Garden...of Death.
Because they prick me every time I go back there.
Guh.
C:
and no, that wasn't a smiley:
The HILLS!
They have...major issues...
It's easy to get your lawn mower stuck down there.
It hurts, you know, to try to get it back up.
So I cant mow it horizontally...
I have to mow it vertically.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mo-Were not half done?
*sigh*...
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
Mow.
...Whew, done.
Wait, weeds?
I gotta cut those too!?
D:
Dust in the air, ALL the time on one spot, so you can't see where your mowing, when you realise that what you mowed has already been mowed!
B...S...
E:
In the summer Water is on the other side of the house.
Causes the Motor to literally Gum up from so much stuck grass.
Then we have to pick it out.
Just to have it gummed again!
F:
Slanted Concrete, that causes us to chop into the concrete while mowing
G:
Grass in between pavement and road.
The Mower falls off at least once in a trip over there, so have fun picking it back up as it scratches up the concrete yet again.
H:
The extra tough leftovers from dead plants.
Causes the motor to crash from processing too many things to chop.
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It's Hard man, It doesn't feel good man...
...Saving...
Saving...
Saving...
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...ZZZ...
