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Journal Meeeeeeeme
15 years ago
Emergency Commissions
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"your journey's end?"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What did you touch?
Air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:50pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:54pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The oven fan running downstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 minutes ago to get the dogs in and walk around the yard a bit
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Gay porn :D
9. What are you wearing?
Pajama top and underwear
10. Did you dream last night?
Something involving gay sex...
11. When did you last laugh?
Last night at work, a friend sent me a funny text message, and I had to clamp my hand over my mouth to keep from making noise.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
White gummy tack from my posters
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Unexpected cub porn :(
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I can't fap to it
15. What is the last film you saw?
Paranormal Activity 2. It was good!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The time of someone who could help me manage my newfound wealth to help me avoid buying the shit ton of stupid shit that inevitably follow.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I am constipated today
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd ban tv shows like The Jersey Shore, and I'd also ban political campaigning - all elections would have to be won through televised debates about the issues and ONLY the issues - no comments about your opposition, good or bad. Anyone who laughs condescendingly during these debates gets shot in the face.
19. Do you like to dance?
Not really. I think my hips don't work right...
20. George Bush:
was a wonderful vice president to Dick Cheney.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Imogen I think...
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Felix. And now you have two good reasons why I should never be allowed to reproduce.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Fucking yes.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
'Foooooled yooouuu'. Also, I want him to be dressed as Dark Helmet...
"your journey's end?"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What did you touch?
Air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:50pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:54pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The oven fan running downstairs
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 minutes ago to get the dogs in and walk around the yard a bit
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Gay porn :D
9. What are you wearing?
Pajama top and underwear
10. Did you dream last night?
Something involving gay sex...
11. When did you last laugh?
Last night at work, a friend sent me a funny text message, and I had to clamp my hand over my mouth to keep from making noise.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
White gummy tack from my posters
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Unexpected cub porn :(
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I can't fap to it
15. What is the last film you saw?
Paranormal Activity 2. It was good!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The time of someone who could help me manage my newfound wealth to help me avoid buying the shit ton of stupid shit that inevitably follow.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I am constipated today
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd ban tv shows like The Jersey Shore, and I'd also ban political campaigning - all elections would have to be won through televised debates about the issues and ONLY the issues - no comments about your opposition, good or bad. Anyone who laughs condescendingly during these debates gets shot in the face.
19. Do you like to dance?
Not really. I think my hips don't work right...
20. George Bush:
was a wonderful vice president to Dick Cheney.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Imogen I think...
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Felix. And now you have two good reasons why I should never be allowed to reproduce.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Fucking yes.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
'Foooooled yooouuu'. Also, I want him to be dressed as Dark Helmet...
