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...I heard they killed a girl.
15 years ago
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So, I'm back. I'm going to take it easy today, sleep and stuff and pretend like I'm not alive.
It was amazing. There were epic jokes about murder, a guy who I'd love to troll at some point just because he doesn't have a sense of humor, and a lot of other hilarity.
I took the most terrifying horse ride ever. They gave me a horse with my personality and it was all twitchy and doing shit for the hell of it. Not to mention that when they said 'mountain trail' they meant 'Let's put this horse into all wheel drive and go offroading.' Going up wasn't so bad, it was the going down and the horse's love of doing little skips. I seriously have a blister from gripping onto the reins and pommel for dear life. At least it made me feel alive! Nothing like being at the mercy of a precipice and a large animal!
Oh, and if you're a tiny Asian girl, and you're adorable, and British at the same time, you are a robot.
They also sing songs about BEANS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkGNpGGQFNM
It was amazing. There were epic jokes about murder, a guy who I'd love to troll at some point just because he doesn't have a sense of humor, and a lot of other hilarity.
I took the most terrifying horse ride ever. They gave me a horse with my personality and it was all twitchy and doing shit for the hell of it. Not to mention that when they said 'mountain trail' they meant 'Let's put this horse into all wheel drive and go offroading.' Going up wasn't so bad, it was the going down and the horse's love of doing little skips. I seriously have a blister from gripping onto the reins and pommel for dear life. At least it made me feel alive! Nothing like being at the mercy of a precipice and a large animal!
Oh, and if you're a tiny Asian girl, and you're adorable, and British at the same time, you are a robot.
They also sing songs about BEANS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkGNpGGQFNM
So tell us..... what was it like riding a horse version of yourself?
But, yeah, I wanted to trust the horse as much as possible. I'm sure that it knew the best footing and the like, so even though I was deathgripping, I was at least not holding the reins too tight (It chuffed at me once when I did, all "Bitch! You're not giving me directions and I know what I'm doing.")
rest up and sleep well
(Clue 1: NOT Yr. Humble Servant.)
Yes! I felt the same way.