Now really. A lot of shit hit the fan today.
Two of my greatest friends split up from being mates today (one of whom i actually got a crush on but ignore that >.>)

Then while i was trying to deal with all this my friend who was also drawn attention to this noticed this and decides to quit the fandom because of all the drama saying "Maybe I'll be back" etc - you know the kind ;)

Now the point of all this is that I'm now rather amused because despite him being my best friend and that i should feel sorry for him - i feel like he was a jerk doing so and i only took A LOT of amusement when he changed his name from "*name* the wolf to *name* the kick-ass duck.
In the light of all that happened this is just amazing. Seriously!
This even cheered up the 2 who split up slightly. You don't just have to bean attention whore and leave the fandom - oh no you do it in style and become a mother fucking duck!!

I seriously find this simply incredible but now I'm beginning to think this should be the solution to everything bad.
Trolls be trolling and made chu butt-hurt?
Drama-a-hurtin'?

Become a duck TODAY!


I mean seriously - there'd never be suicides again! Just another number on the emergency services. Police, Fire service, ambulance or OMG HELP ME MY SON HAS BECOME A DUCK D:!

I'm serious becoming a duck solves everything - it shows you're sad but at the same time it cheers you up! I'M SERIOUS GUYS! If this doesn't become worldwide by the next call of duty i am going to stop making you all CoFFe! - so spread the word- TODAY!!