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15 years ago
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Can we just pretend that airplanes
in the night sky
were like shooting stars...
in the night sky
were like shooting stars...
Now remember!
Never drive on old abandoned looking bridges.
And never piss off an old ladies horse!
That is Itsu's lesson for today!~
See you next time~!
Okay, you're probably going "wtf, Itsu's doing acid again. Oh jeeeez"
FOOL
I've never done acid.
But I always hate when dreams have that real feeling to them.
See, I had this dream last night and I could remember ever single detail about this dream. Its pretty long so you don't need to bother actually reading it but some of my few dreams I have are kinda funny and at the beginning this one is pretty funny.
And it started with me running away from horse and a old hound dog. Why was I running from them? I didn't know. I was just in some open field with nothing around me running from a horse and dog. Finally I spotted a wall with this really long and skinny looking tree next to it. So what did I do? I climbed to the very top of this tree and the horse proceeded to jump at this tree which had to have been a good 20 feet tall and this horse was almost getting me.
But the fact this horse had an ability to jump really fuckin high wasn't the strangest thing about this horse. The whole time the horse had been yelling at me. Yes, thats right- the horse was speaking English.
Something about "don't you dare park that car on my masters land. How dare you."
So I was getting chase for parking my car? Strange.
But then I proceeded to tell the horse as my tree started to bend that I would apparently pay for a new car for the horse's master. I guess I wrecked her car or something? Who knows? All I do know is apparently I owe some old person a car.
So the horse let me climb down without ripping my face off and we went over to the old ladies house. For some reason I decided to sneak into the house and got attacked with pots and pans from a large typical looking old woman. I explained I was only there to offer her a new car and she stopped attacking me. She said "I don't care. As long as it's red." So I said okay and left.
I then went to the what was apparently my car and my mom was in it. I now look back and ask myself why I was running from a supermega horse when I had a car to get away right there. But whatever.
So I tell my mom that the old lady wants a red car so lets go look. We go into a city that kinda resembles a small vegas and I get out of the car to go mess around in one casino that had a car dealership inside? I dont know but once I went in there was a spinning floor that I messed around on for quite a while like a doofus until I ran into some guy in my randomness who seemed very angry I bumped into him in his fancy suit. So I laughed a little and took off to the car dealership. Got some info on a few cars and went back outside to my mom waiting in the car.
Now here's where the dream got really weird.
Almost scary weird.
We went into this city a little more and it looked a lot different. Like a sea side old town that was way too overpopulated. While trying to merge over onto some major bridge to get across to the main part of this city I guess, A douchebag in some fancy blue car refused to let us over. Now I guess we didn't know about this city because we just figured that we would turn around up ahead. Well there was a bridge up a head so we were annoyed and talking about how rude some people can be as we started our way up this large, arched bridge. Which I noticed looked kinda old and not used often at all. Old stuff kinda laid all over the roads.
Well as we went up this bridge it seemed to grow steeper. And just as we got to the the peak of this arched bridge.. we noticed there was a panel of the bridge missing and closed my eyes as I knew the car was falling to the water below.
The scary thing about this is that it really felt like I was falling and I could feel my heart feel like it was going to bust. And I remember just praying to not feel anything when the car hit the water. And as the car went closer and closer this deep clentching feeling grew. Then there was silence and darkness for a good few seconds and I woke up with that same deep, heart-tugging feeling. One of those "holy crap I just escaped death feelings"
And another strange thing is that I've seen that bridge before in a dream and watched someone else drive off it. Note to self- if I ever see a bridge like that, don't go on it.
I can say though that who ever said "if you die in your dreams, you die in real life" is wrong. I've proved this many times.
Never drive on old abandoned looking bridges.
And never piss off an old ladies horse!
That is Itsu's lesson for today!~
See you next time~!
Okay, you're probably going "wtf, Itsu's doing acid again. Oh jeeeez"
FOOL
I've never done acid.
But I always hate when dreams have that real feeling to them.
See, I had this dream last night and I could remember ever single detail about this dream. Its pretty long so you don't need to bother actually reading it but some of my few dreams I have are kinda funny and at the beginning this one is pretty funny.
And it started with me running away from horse and a old hound dog. Why was I running from them? I didn't know. I was just in some open field with nothing around me running from a horse and dog. Finally I spotted a wall with this really long and skinny looking tree next to it. So what did I do? I climbed to the very top of this tree and the horse proceeded to jump at this tree which had to have been a good 20 feet tall and this horse was almost getting me.
But the fact this horse had an ability to jump really fuckin high wasn't the strangest thing about this horse. The whole time the horse had been yelling at me. Yes, thats right- the horse was speaking English.
Something about "don't you dare park that car on my masters land. How dare you."
So I was getting chase for parking my car? Strange.
But then I proceeded to tell the horse as my tree started to bend that I would apparently pay for a new car for the horse's master. I guess I wrecked her car or something? Who knows? All I do know is apparently I owe some old person a car.
So the horse let me climb down without ripping my face off and we went over to the old ladies house. For some reason I decided to sneak into the house and got attacked with pots and pans from a large typical looking old woman. I explained I was only there to offer her a new car and she stopped attacking me. She said "I don't care. As long as it's red." So I said okay and left.
I then went to the what was apparently my car and my mom was in it. I now look back and ask myself why I was running from a supermega horse when I had a car to get away right there. But whatever.
So I tell my mom that the old lady wants a red car so lets go look. We go into a city that kinda resembles a small vegas and I get out of the car to go mess around in one casino that had a car dealership inside? I dont know but once I went in there was a spinning floor that I messed around on for quite a while like a doofus until I ran into some guy in my randomness who seemed very angry I bumped into him in his fancy suit. So I laughed a little and took off to the car dealership. Got some info on a few cars and went back outside to my mom waiting in the car.
Now here's where the dream got really weird.
Almost scary weird.
We went into this city a little more and it looked a lot different. Like a sea side old town that was way too overpopulated. While trying to merge over onto some major bridge to get across to the main part of this city I guess, A douchebag in some fancy blue car refused to let us over. Now I guess we didn't know about this city because we just figured that we would turn around up ahead. Well there was a bridge up a head so we were annoyed and talking about how rude some people can be as we started our way up this large, arched bridge. Which I noticed looked kinda old and not used often at all. Old stuff kinda laid all over the roads.
Well as we went up this bridge it seemed to grow steeper. And just as we got to the the peak of this arched bridge.. we noticed there was a panel of the bridge missing and closed my eyes as I knew the car was falling to the water below.
The scary thing about this is that it really felt like I was falling and I could feel my heart feel like it was going to bust. And I remember just praying to not feel anything when the car hit the water. And as the car went closer and closer this deep clentching feeling grew. Then there was silence and darkness for a good few seconds and I woke up with that same deep, heart-tugging feeling. One of those "holy crap I just escaped death feelings"
And another strange thing is that I've seen that bridge before in a dream and watched someone else drive off it. Note to self- if I ever see a bridge like that, don't go on it.
I can say though that who ever said "if you die in your dreams, you die in real life" is wrong. I've proved this many times.
You were apparently afraid of G.I. Joes. And rabbits. LOL