Zoinxed from  JyakiVicc

If I were a month, I would be February.

If I were a day of the week, I would be Wednesday.

If I were a time of the day, I would be 0300.

If I were a planet, I would be Pluto.

If I were a sea animal, I would be a Sponge.

If I were a direction, I would be kata.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a lap desk.

If I were a liquid, I would be ferro fluid.

If I were a gemstone, I would be a hematite.

If I were a tree, I would be birch.

If I were a tool, I would be blotting paper.

If I were a flower, I would be cherry.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a cool fall breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a flute.

If I were a color, I would be purple.

If I were an emotion, I would be dissapointment.

If I were a fruit, I would be a tomato.

If I were a sound, I would be the noise a cool beeze does through cherry blossom.

If I were an element, I would be unobtainium.

If I were a car, I would be under construction.

If I were a food, I would be a bunny.

If I were a place, I would be a grassy field with trees at the horizon.

If I were a material, I would be rice paper.

If I were a taste, I would be bitter.

If I were a scent, I would be rain.

If I were an animal, I would be a wolf.

If I were an object, I would be an inkwell.

If I were a body part, I would be shoulders.

If I were a facial expression, I would be confusion.

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be caligae.