Know what I hate? Example:

Happily mated to:
MINE!>>XxxfurryguyxxxX<<MINE! get your own :3
I luv you baby!!!
Status:
TAKEN- so no asking me to RP i will reject or change the subject :o

When people put "He's all mine don't touch!" or some other stupid lovey dovey retardo phrase about their mateship to this or that.
This is the surest sign that someone will be fucking around or breaking up sooner rather than later. Seriously, it's so stupid.
If you need to crow it, it's probably already done for.

Fuckers.