All right. This was a chat I had with a friend on MSN. I'm sure a lot of you will probably laugh, so be prepared for a good one. XD

Ashton says:
Ooohh...my Italian blood's kicking in. XD
Mike says:
~In a british accent~ good, make me a pizza!
X3
Ashton says:
Lawl.
Mike says:
owo...
wow...
talk about an american werewolf in london XD
Ashton says:
XDD
And....that's interesting. owo
Looks like my Stuff from ACII has transfered over. My Florintines (money), health, and Altiar's armor.
Mike says:
owo
memory cards ftw
Ashton says:
Getting all the achivements in ACI and ACII ftw. l3
Mike says:
I3
Ashton says:
You're looking at quite possibly the only Master Assassin in Kentucky. XD
Mike says:
XD
A'duh... whar be that there targets agains bob?
XD sorry, had to XD
Ashton says:
OMFG! XDD Sooooo freaking true with some people here.
Mike says:
XDD
Iunno bill, he done dissapeared into that thar crowd of city folk!
Ashton says:
You have NO idea how on the mark you are with that. XD
Mike says:
Least they arent Kentucky NINJAS.
W-water style! magicks... uh... magicks... uh... duh what was that like again bob?
Ashton says:
Oh god....Rednecks in tight black outfits with shotguns.... *shudders* Scary thought.... >__<
Mike says:
XDD
Ashton says:
Naw. You have no idea how scary that is after seeing some of the major rednecks here. >___<
Mike says:
I'd bet X3
After all, nothing is scarier then walking into a building and getting ambushed by twently red-neck ninja's yelling "GET 'ER DONE!"
Ashton says:
ROFL! Oh...oh my ribs....
Mike says:
Southern Assasins meet British diplomats...
You der! We gonna take you down and roast you at the barbeque!
Well by Jove Scott, i think those ruffians are planning to MURDUR us!
Ashton says:
Oh my...no more, no more... XDD
Mike says:
Well how rude!
~Turns up his nose~ I will have you know i am a presigious doctor in the science of chemistry!
No way! Bob! C'mere bob! These dun city folks can do magic!
Prestigious, not prestidigious!
Dunt matter how many times you say it, i wanna see some magic!
bill! You gotta dun be quiet! We supposed to be hiding!
Duh.. oh.. right... you fellers dont mind pretending you dont dun seen us, right?
Trust us, we would like nothing more then to forget you ever appeared.
However your frightening manner has been burned into our brains.
Im quite afraid im going to have nightmares.
Indeed.
Here that! They donna dun pretend they didnt dun seen us!
Yeehaw! We gonna have city folk tonight! ~gunshot~
... I do say we should be getting out of here...
Quite...
Ill give you a second for your heart to start beating again X3
Ashton says:
Jeez....that's just....XD

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