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MFF Anti-Meme
15 years ago
Where are you staying?:
At home.
What day are you getting there?:
I'm there right now.
How long are you going?:
Foreseeable future.
Who will you be with?:
Myself.
What is your gender?:
Male. Don't let the hair fool you.
How old are you?:
72, in diabetic years.
How tall are you?:
5 foot something-ish.
What suits will you have?:
Lawsuits. I may be dressed as a shark.
Can I touch you?:
See above.
Can I take pictures with you?
See above.
Can I stalk you?:
See above.
Can I hug or snuggle you?:
See abo- uh... depends. a/s/l?
Can I talk to you?:
Sure. People can talk to anything: brick walls, jars of mayo, their car... I have a pretty good chance of replying, though.
Are you nice?:
Yes, very. Hypothetically. Theoretically, not always.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Diet-coke, from the fountain. By the litre. Keep it coming, I can't draw without it.
Do you do trades?:
Occasionally. Depends on my workload.
Do you have an artist table?:
Yeah, it's right here next to my computer desk.
Do you like parties?:
Goodness, yes. One of these days I'd like to actually go to one.
What should I not do around you?:
Do whatever you like... There may be "see above" afterwards, though.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Doorbell, or knocking. But you're probably going be at MFF for the next couple of days, not my house. You go ahead and have a good time.
At home.
What day are you getting there?:
I'm there right now.
How long are you going?:
Foreseeable future.
Who will you be with?:
Myself.
What is your gender?:
Male. Don't let the hair fool you.
How old are you?:
72, in diabetic years.
How tall are you?:
5 foot something-ish.
What suits will you have?:
Lawsuits. I may be dressed as a shark.
Can I touch you?:
See above.
Can I take pictures with you?
See above.
Can I stalk you?:
See above.
Can I hug or snuggle you?:
See abo- uh... depends. a/s/l?
Can I talk to you?:
Sure. People can talk to anything: brick walls, jars of mayo, their car... I have a pretty good chance of replying, though.
Are you nice?:
Yes, very. Hypothetically. Theoretically, not always.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Diet-coke, from the fountain. By the litre. Keep it coming, I can't draw without it.
Do you do trades?:
Occasionally. Depends on my workload.
Do you have an artist table?:
Yeah, it's right here next to my computer desk.
Do you like parties?:
Goodness, yes. One of these days I'd like to actually go to one.
What should I not do around you?:
Do whatever you like... There may be "see above" afterwards, though.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Doorbell, or knocking. But you're probably going be at MFF for the next couple of days, not my house. You go ahead and have a good time.
