So I checked up on an oldish chat site (i'm not gonna post it xD I don't wanna get in trouble 'cause I don't remember if FA allows that or not.) Now everyone can see some of my random conversations o.o Or, anyway, what they sometimes consist of.



Dante has just logged in.
(3:08pm at 11/18/10)

Korey says: Hay yew! Where the hell you been?
Dante says: Oh snap son, whats up? Shit, you know me. Getting stoned and watching porn!
Korey says: Well that's true, I guess I didn't miss much then. >:P
Korey says: And Eh, just trying to cheer up.
Dante says: Cheer up Emo-bitch! D< I can't surprise butt rape you if you are sad.
Korey says: ...wut?
Dante says: Exactly. Oh guess what, I totally met this goth asian guy earlier and he was sooo fucking cute the way he was talking. He had that accent, you know, like they talk english but they aren't good at it?
Korey says: XD was he like.. sexy like Malice Mizer's lead singer?
Dante says: shit, no. He was kind of weird. And cute.
Korey says: Pffff, picky. :P and I don't think it's "Cute". I find it hot o.o
Dante says: Huh? How? Weirdo.
Korey says: YOU LIKE MY WEIRDNESS, BITCH. Anyway. Imagine like... The lead singer or even Miyavi just leaning over and whispering sweet seductive things into your ear. I know I'd go insane. I'd gasp and be like 'TAKE ME AWAYYYYY" XDD
Dante says: .... Now I'm craving sweet&sour carrots.
Dante says: ......Wut da fuck. If some dude leaned over that I didn't know and did that I'd probably cry and then be like "Dont rape mehhh!!"
Korey says: o_O that... does sound yummy. And LOL! This coming from someone who idolized Madonna at one time. :P
Dante says: Damn straight! I'm more woman than her, even if I do have a large penis!
Korey says: ....*smirk* I ain't saying nothing.
Korey says: Oh and I thought you were straight all of a sudden? ;D
Dante says: Fuck dat, guys aren't so damn dramatic.


*Cutting rest of the convo off due to very VERY explicit language and material XD*