I stole this meme from lucifur and found it was funny

Pick The First Letter Of Your First Name:

A - Fabulous
B - Gorgeous
C - Pretty
D - Popular
E - Gangster
F - Girly
G - Dyke
H - Sweet
I - Retarded
J - Emotional
K - Beautiful
L - Boyish
M - Slutty
N - Preppy
O - Hot
P - Amazing
Q - Punky
R - Hot
S - Sexy
T - Very Sexy
U - Ugly
V - Wonderful
W - Hot
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated


Now The Third Letter In Your Middle Name (If You Don't Have One Use Your Last Name):

A - Beauty Queen
B - Skank
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - God
F - Retard
G - Queen/ King
H - Slut
I - Girl
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Sex Machine
M - Sex Machine
N - Alcoholic
O - Geek
P - Babe
Q - Crackwhore
R - Pornstar
S - Prince
T - Whore
U - Cry Baby
V - Jackass
W - Punk
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red - Who's Good With My Hands
Purple - Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange - Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow - Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green - Who Will Do Anything For Sex
Pink - Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Blue - Who Wants To Fuck Everyday
White - Who Everyone Wants To Fuck
Brown - Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black - Who Will Rock Your World
Gray - Who Gives Great Head
None - Who Is A Beast In Bed

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