1.) Why is this more complicated than it needs to be?

2.) Good God, she's annoying.

3.) No offense, God..>>'

4.) Why in the hell did she marry him? I can hardly stand him, and I don't even have to spend a lot of time with him.

5.) Crap. That was mean..I shouldn't have thought that.

6.) Why isn't this working? It works for everyone else...

7.) OH shut up, self, you're being a big fat whiner.