Do you have to announce them? :|

It's some secret man-thing I guess.
Apparently you weren't invited to the club! :V

HAHA. LOOSER :V

SHIT I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

-flees~!-

Actually, Cracked ran an article that mentioned those! They say it happens to like 90% of guys, but only very rarely to girls. And they're scientifically unexplainable.

And sometimes I'll announce (if I'm with someone who doesn't really care) that I'mma take a piss. :U

I don't even remember how the conversation started. XD I think it was about the Scott Pilgrim pissing scene. One of the guys mentioned "Peechills" and us two girls looked up and were like "Wat." and it got explained. XD

And going I AM GOING TO GO PISS is different from randomly looking over to someone pissing next to you at a urinal and going "Peechills, dude." SERIOUSLY. THAT IS WEIRD. Apparently you break the 'don't talk at urinals' rule if you have peechills.

I just... wat.
Query hooks everywhere!

Well, guys are weird. x3

Inorite? X3

I don't even.
Honestly I've never heard of that. Sounds weird. p:

I dare you to call up your boyfriend and ask what peechills are. :V


....I just want to know how this stayed a total secret from girls, yet is common knowledge to guys.

You know, you're right. I only know because of a cracked article.

Conspiracyconspiracyconspiracy

I live with him actually. XD
But um...awkward. He says he doesn't know. It's a mysteryyyyy.

I BET HE'S LYING TO YOU
TO KEEP THE SECRET.

SCARY SHIT MAN.

Peechills? Wat.


WELL, at least us girls are way ahead of dudes with our vast amount of girl secrets.


WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT

I just googled them.

Apparently they are real and common. :|

WEIRD.

"HOW TO EAT A GALLON OF ICE CREAM IN ONE NIGHT"

Step one: Be pregnant.

I did not know about this until this journal. I'm a failure of a man D:

Apparently!

Google it, man

No way.

...I've never heard of the rule saying you have to announce it to everyone around. o.o' I'm doin' it wrong?

Apparently!
Or maybe my two friends are just dumb about that part.

Yay for being a guy who had no clue about this either!