I am thankful for vaginas. They give me a warm place to rest my penis and sometimes they feel nice.

I am thankful for cats. They purr and snuggle with me even when my girlfriend totally won't. ;^; (ilu charlie kitty <3)

I am thankful for cigarettes because they bring me to death faster and make me lose weight like a boss.

I am thankful for food because it tastes good except when I make it.

Last but not least I am thankful for because the last few weeks of my life have been the greatest I've ever had. After years of hard work, heartbreak, and giving up on myself, finally...finally, something goes right. And it's all thanks to her. Here's to a hundred more Thanksgivings with the lady I love so damn much.

cheerio~

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