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Oh man I got the itis zzzz (Day 7)
15 years ago
General
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
Probably one of the easier ones up there. Tomorrow should be interesting.
1. Morbidly obese people. There's nothing worse to me than some flabby, smelly person who doesn't give two shits about their appearance. Sure, I enjoy food but ffuuuck.
2. Diapers. Or more importantly, people who think it's hot to wear their crinkly diapers and make a mess of themselves. Gross.
3. Being a complete idiot. I understand we're not all geniuses, myself included, but someone who has a reading comprehension of a second grader just does nothing for me.
4. People who call their hands "paws" or use the words: yiff, yiffy, tailhole, murrhole, murr, litterbox, etc. You are a person, you have hands. Be mature and stop trying to make sex sound like something it's not.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
Probably one of the easier ones up there. Tomorrow should be interesting.
1. Morbidly obese people. There's nothing worse to me than some flabby, smelly person who doesn't give two shits about their appearance. Sure, I enjoy food but ffuuuck.
2. Diapers. Or more importantly, people who think it's hot to wear their crinkly diapers and make a mess of themselves. Gross.
3. Being a complete idiot. I understand we're not all geniuses, myself included, but someone who has a reading comprehension of a second grader just does nothing for me.
4. People who call their hands "paws" or use the words: yiff, yiffy, tailhole, murrhole, murr, litterbox, etc. You are a person, you have hands. Be mature and stop trying to make sex sound like something it's not.
squirrelmcnut
~squirrelmcnut
Can I put my yiffy paws in your murrhole, and tailhole, while we yif in the litterbox, making murr noises?
luckynumbers
~luckynumbers
OP
I dunno if my murrhole can handle two paws, and getting the crap from the litterbox out of my fur is always a bitch.
squirrelmcnut
~squirrelmcnut
luckynumbers
~luckynumbers
OP
